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Breakdown
Breakdown representing bWo is doing all that he can, but he's taken falls, bumps and hits that many hardcore legends couldn't tollerate. He has parts on his body that ache and he didn't even know could ache.
:: Running through his mind :: "Must get up...must win...need beer...need help" :: End Mind Scape ::
Breakdown now stands over 4 men from 2 different stables in Cage one. BD has gotten his *what number are we on* 14th wind. Only Resident stirs as BD stands with a bloody lead pipe.
Breakdown ~ OH i see Reisdent wants a little more bWo beating. Bring it on monkey boy...I'm going to kick your a** so hard up through your shoulder blades that when i'm done you'll be able to kiss your own sphinxter!
Even in his weakened condition Resident makes it back to his feet to bring the game to Breakdown. To bad Breakdown is all to ready for this as he clubs the big baffon in the head and sends him back to the glass covered mat. Suddenly out of no where Super Macho sends his fist into the family jewels of Breakdown.
The Crowd stops chanting as they see this and all that is heard is a huge "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH". BD's eyes cross...he drops the lead pipe and drops to his knees. Macho and all of his nakedness gets back to his feet and kicks BD in the face.
Dylon ~ That was amazing...i didn't think Super Macho was still concious!
Alexia ~ That has got to be the dumbest thing i've ever seen anyone do. You see as it states in Wild Child Gary Rose's "Rules for engaging the bWo" you never punch, kick or slap them in their jewels. They take it personal.
Dylon ~ You are a real piece of work Alexia! Breakdown can take it personal all he wants but the fact is...he's on the ground and Super Macho is stomping on him.
Alexia ~ I wish that freak would put some pants on! Thats just disqusting.
Dylon ~ You know you like Alex...why don't you just be true to yourself!
Alexia ~ Thats it your dead!
Alexia turns to Dylon and begins to choke him...Dylon starts to scream like a little girl.
Jin out of now where spears Super Macho in the back sending him to the floor sliding. The Floor is still heavily covered in Broken glass and in my opinion i think that Macho should have kept his pants on...burning or not. Gix is now mustering up to his feet and Breakdown looking extremely pissed off gets up. This has rejuvinated him in some way...he quickly looks around for something to start hitting people with. Looking up he sees something in cage two that will do that trick. Up the ladder he quickly goes...he oddly enough has a small spring in his step.
Gix bustles over and double axe handles Jin...although it looks more like he's falling on him then hitting him. Gix toples over as does Jin leaving the 4 men in cage one all down again. Super Macho gets back up *people be fallin down alot*...looking around for Breakdown. He looks all around Cage one...one where. Looking up he sees Breakdown pulling something off the opposite wall from the entrance. The Bionic Luchadore clad only in what the gods graced him with at birth heads up to the second cage. It takes him a moment to get up the ladder due to the fact his near entire front side is bleeding. He does manage to get up to cage two.
Upon entering the Cage it is a whole nother atmposphere. Macho cares not! He's the Bionc Luchadore and is naked and happy. He wants to win...He charges BD. The start of a motor is heard as Breakdown Spins from where his is and is holding a weed eater. Before Macho can start its all to late...Breakdown lowers the weed eater and the machine takes care of business....Blood and gore is all i can say. Super Macho ain't so macho anymore because the Weed Eater rests in his "Special no no place"!
Macho screams like a little girl, but then again who wouldn't. He has been violated to the utmost!
Dylon ~ OH THE HUMANITY!!! You were all too right Alexia...He took that low blow personally!
Alexia ~ I do my homework...i know these things! I'll tell you this match isn't over yet...Jin and Gix are on their way up to cage two.
Dylon ~ Breakdown has dropped the god forsaken weed eater and is heading up to the top.
Alexia ~ Do you hear something?
Dylon ~ How can you hear anything other then the crowd chanting and screaming?
Alexia ~ Seriously...it sounds like a truck.
Dylon ~ I don't hear anything but...
The access doors to the parking garage outside expode inward as a huge Beer Truck comes barreling through. The Front Grill Reads "bWo" and behind the wheel is Crono. Sitting shot gun is Killman and in the very back hanging on is Jaxxx. A trailer is hook up behind the truck and a tarp is over that.
The Triple X Kidd hops down as the truck comes to a stop. The Crowd is resembeling more of a riot in DC now. Crono and Killman hop out of the cab and walk back to Jaxxx.
Jaxxx ~ Looks like we are just in time! Breakdown got some things that resemble wrasslers chacing him!
Crono ~ I think they look parched...what do you think?
Jaxxx ~ I think they need a drink!
Killman ~ WELL WHAT ARE YOU LADYS WAITING FOR! LOCK AND LOAD!
Crono ~ SIR YES SIR!!!
Jaxxx ~ SIR YES SIR!!!
Jaxxx and Crono run to the back to the rear of the truck. Jaxxx comes back with a hose...pointing it at the cage.
Killman ~ MR. CRONO PRIME THE LINE! MR. FINNEGAN FIRE WHEN READY
Jaxxx opens the nosel of the hose and a jet bWo's special brewtm comes spewing out all over the place...starting at Resident. He looks thirsty! Then working its way up the cage to Super Macho who is still quivering in pain. Macho is drenched in beer...at least he's not covered in blood anymore.
Now up to Jin and Gix who are almost to the top. Jin is knocked off the ladder by the cold burst of ale, but Gix actually makes it to the top of the three cages. Breakdown looks over at his comrades who are having one great time doing this.
Breakdown ~ SHAKE THE WORLD!!!
Killman looks up...pointing to the hole and yells!
Killman ~ GIX!!! PILEDRIVER!!!
Breakdown looks at where Gix now is and gets the point. The big man lunges at our aspiring Triple Cage Champion but misses, but does recieve a knee to the gut. Breakdown angles his back to the hole and he shoves Gix's head between his leges. BD leans back and drops...down through the center of the cage.
Killman looks horrified...he didn't mean a piledriver like that...
Alexia ~ I think Gix is dead...no one can survive that kind of a fall. I'm not even sure Breakdown is going to be ok!
Dylon ~ I'll give the bWo one thing...those guys got grapefruit *as it were*!
Alexia ~ The bWo are the best and they know it...this is why they give it their all!
Dylon ~ Whats with Crono, Killman and Jaxxx with this beer truck...are they just trying to make things worse...
Alexia ~ They are just trying to refresh their team mate and the other teams!
Dylon ~ I'm sure its all just good intenstions.
Jaxxx follows Breakdown and Gix right to the mat with the stream of beer. WHen BD and Gix hit...the ring no longer stands. A shower of broken wood and broken glass come down onto the fallen men. On the upside of things the disturbance awakens Resident and Super Macho. Jin who is in Cage three crawls over to the hole and looks down. He can't believe what he just saw...
Jin ~ I think i hit Breakdown to hard in the head...
Breakdown is actually moving though thats the scarey part. BD bursts from the rubble rubbing his tosshie! He pulls Gix from the mess...nearly getting attacked by Resident but he kicks him off. BD heads for the ladder to cage two with the Gix. Cheers from the bWo outside are heard. Their brother is ok...he really is as crazy as most say!
Alexia ~ How is Breakdown going to get Gix up the ladder? This is impossible...
Dylon ~ He's not...he's using him as a step up!
Breakdown hops tonight Gix's back and then up to the ladder and into cage two. There he finds Super Macho, the blood beer covered bionic luchadore looking more like a mexican terminator then ever. He naked and had a weed eater shoved into his "bad don't touch me there" spot. Breakdown doesn't want to get into this just yet as he heads up to cage three... Jin is just now standing as he gets to this cage. Breakdown smiles, flips him off and bustles up to the top of the three. Jin right behind and Super Macho behind him. As Jin makes it up he is met with a stiff boot to the face from BD!
Breakdown ~ Welcome to your end son! WELCOME TO PRIME TIME BITCH!!!
Jin and Breakdown start throwing lefts and rights like crazy *picture dragonball z*. THe battle is furious and now Super Macho gets to the top of Cage three.
Dylon ~ Jin, Super Macho and Breakdown up top now! I feel the end coming on soon!
Alexia ~ Things are definitally in the bWo's favor. The Crowd loves them, Breakdown's team mates are here and he is certainly opening a can!
Watching the action in the top tier of the cage Crono has a bright idea. If it is pain people wanted it was pain people were going to get. Limping towards the trailor that was towed down to the ring beside the bWo rig Crono opens the son of a bitch up and enters. Seconds later one of the cooking vats of the Wanger Banger is being wheeled out and the grease is still a popping. Opening the door to the big rig itself Killman is quick to grab three extra large pots. Jaxxx helps the injured Crono push the vat within firing range and Killman hands over the spare pots to his teammates.
Crono ~ Its party time!
Jaxxx ~ Is that a naked luchadore?
Crono ~ Why Jaxxx my friend i do belive it is!
With an old attitude and a loud voice Killman jumps to the hood of the rig.
Killman ~ Listen up retards. This is NOT I mean NOT the practice range. We have one of our boys in there with four count em four targets. If you hit Breakdown during this live fire exercise I swear I will superglue your a**cheeks shut!!!
Crono ~ SIR YES SIR!!!
Jaxxx ~ SIR YES SIR!!!
Killman ~ OKAY GIRLS DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!!!! READY!!!
Dylon ~ What in the hell are those bWo'ers up to now?
Alexia ~ Uh it looks like the Nimrod Squad is about to fire.
Killman ~ AIM!!!
Killman, Jaxxx and Crono all scoop up a potful of the bubling dirty grease.
Killman ~ FIRE!!!!
With flicks of their wrists the hot grease is being flung from the fryer to the ring. Most of the shots are missing their targets but with it hitting the glass that is inside the ring it now is not only sharp. Its now red freaken hot. A drop of it splashes onto Breakdown which was launched from Jaxxx's pot.
Killman ~ SOLDIER YOUR A**CHEEKS ARE OFFICIALLY GLUED SHUT WHEN WE GET TO THE BACK!!!
Jaxxx ~ Damn.....
The three bWoers continue to fling grease towards the ring hoping to plaster someone besides their own teammate with it. Worse come to worse alot more falling in glass is going to happen.
This is pure mayham! Gix is still not moving and Resident has been nearly dead most of the match. Who is going to win this hellish match and who is going to die. THe Emergency room is going to be full tonight let me tell you!
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