The Unholy Alliance Starts To Dominate

By

Super Macho



With the fight already raging inside the massive steel cage. The ominous looming structure that tonight is the battleground between four teams, The crowd begins to wonder who will be the next to enter the war. Already Peat Burns, Breakdown, Mr Demonic and the rest are fighting hard inside the first cage as the announcers call the action.


Dylon : "Breakdown hammering a boot into the body of Gix, Mr Demonic, his ears still ringing comes over to lend his team mate a hand, slamming a dropkick on Breakdown as Peat and Opaque continue brawling, this is incredible!"


Suddenly the lights begin to dim as a hush of expectation falls over the capacity crowd in The Ranch. A flare dives diagonally down from the rafters and like a bombshell explodes on the ramp with a massive burst of multicoloured flame and deafening noise. On this cue the Texas-tron comes to life showing the proud image of the Mexican flag as the theme song to 'MacGyver' hits the sound system and the ring announcer roars over the top of it, trying to make his voice heard over the sound of cheers and pyro.






Now entering the arena, Representing the Unholy Alliance. All the way from Mexico City, Standing five feet nine inches and weighing it at one ninety pounds, The Cyborg Luchadore . . . SUPER MACHO!

Out from behind the curtain bursts the hovercraft piloted by Super Macho, A massive roar goes up from the crowd. Streams of multicoloured smoke trail behind as the luchadore steers the machine down the ramp, zig zagging left and right down toward the three story tall cage of doom.

Alexia : "Super Macho entering the cage, All three members of the Unholy Alliance now into this match!"


Dylon : "Well this kid from Mexico sure knows how to make an entrance, I'll give him that."


Making his way across the moat of glass, Macho grabs the ring ropes and immediately starts climbing up the outside of the turnbuckle as Opaque is knocked to the mat by a huge clothesline from Peat.


Alexia : "Resident and Mr Demonic now exchanging huge lefts and rights! Gix hitting Breakdown with an elbowdrop, this is pure mayhem here at The Ranch tonight!"


Quickly spotting a chance to take the advantage, Gix rushes over to Demonic's side and the two stable mates quickly whip Resident into the ropes then as the big man comes hurtling back, they level him with a massive double clothesline, sending the member of The Sickness crashing to the canvas. As soon as he hits the mat, Super Macho takes a leap from the top rope!"


Dylon : "Super Macho with a corkscrew plancha off the turnbuckle, BAM! Somebody call the cops, The Unholy Alliance is stealing the show!"


Alexia : "Great team work there! If the Unholy Alliance can keep working together like that they are not going to be an easy team to stop."


Taking no time to rest, Mr Demonic and Gix turn their attention back to Breakdown, dragging him up from the mat and whipping him into a turnbuckle. His spine slamming into the ring post before he stumbles forward onto his hands and knees in pain only to be met by a series of swift kicks to the torso by Gix.


Dylon : "Breakdown in trouble already, Where the hell are the rest of the bWo?"


Alexia : "Probably too scared to get their asses out here, of all the stables in the LSW, they seem to be the ones that hide out in their locker rooms the most, I have barely seen any of the bWo in the last week."


Dylon : "Maybe if you spent more time watching the action and less time looking in the mirror you would've seen them. Hell maybe if you started watching the action you might even learn the difference between a moonsault and a headlock."


Alexia : "What you mean there's a difference?"


Dylon : "Of course there is a diff-(interupted)"


Alexia : "I was being sarcastic Dylon, You do know what sarcastic means don't you?"


Dylon : "No of course I don't know what it means, I'm just a dang slack-jawed Texan, how would I know what all yer big words is meant to mean little missy."


Alexia : "Oh stop bragging about your ignorance and go back to calling the match, or should I say mis-calling the match."


With Peat and Opaque still brawling across the ring and Gix taking care of Breakdown, Mr Demonic takes Resident and locks him into an armbar submission, wrenching the big man's thick arm as the Sickness member struggles against the Demonic One. Super Macho finding himself without an opponent again climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd wait, wondering when the next wrassler will enter the cage.



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