Edward: Dobson, show yourself immediately! Have you seen our new butler?

Dillon: No.

Ned: Hey -- keep it down. Kristina's inside, and she's already cranky.

Edward: What's the use of having a butler if he's never around?

Dillon: Oh, I don't know. He could've taken the evening off. Or maybe he split permanently once he realized you're all insane.

Ned: Shh!

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Maxie: Hey.

Kyle: Thanks for meeting me.

Maxie: I can't really stay too long. Mac went ballistic when he found out that your stupid friends posted us on the internet having sex. I'm so grounded. It's school and home, and that's it.

Kyle: I'm sorry.

Maxie: See, that's what mac doesn't understand. I mean, this is just as humiliating for you as it is for me.

Kyle: Are you for real? Maxie: What do you mean?

Kyle: You're being so cool about this. Most other girls would've gone postal, but you kind of believe in me. I don't deserve it.

Maxie: Sure, you do.

Kyle: No, maxie. I set you up.

Maxie: What?

Kyle: I made a bet with the guys that i could get you into bed. They wanted proof, so I told them they could set up the webcam.

Kyle: I turned it on. I'm so sorry.

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Alan: After-shave?

Monica: What?

Ned: Don't ask.

Dillon: Can I go now?

Edward: No, you may not, young man. No one leaves this foyer until we've reached some kind of a resolution.

Monica: Oh --

Edward: Where the hell have you been?

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Kyle: Hey. Maxie, listen --

Maxie: You're back? Why? To make sure that you hurt me badly enough? Do tears earn you extra cash in your sick bets?

Kyle: I can't even explain to you how messed up --

Maxie: Save it! Just out of curiosity, what do you plan to buy with that money that you used me to get? Is it something that you really can't live without? Maybe a new mountain bike or an mp3 player?

Kyle: It's all here. I don't even want it. I'll burn it if it'll make you happy.

Maxie: You know what you should do? Ask me to the prom. Rent a limo and pay for a nice dinner and flowers and lots of professional pictures. That's all i ever wanted was to go to the stupid dance. It's the reason why I slept with you in the first place. I bet it didn't occur to an ego freak like yourself that poor, dumb, little maxie could have her own plan to use someone. So maybe i got what I deserved.

Kyle: Don't say that. I'm total slime. I should've known there was nothing I could say to make this up to you.

Maxie: You got that right.

Kyle: Look, this probably sounds lame. I mean, why would you even care? But I really like you, maxie. You're funny and cool, and I think you're really beautiful. A lot of girls want to hang out with me, and usually after we do i don't even care. But you're different. You're -- you've been so strong through all of this. I like you, maxie. And I was an idiot to trash that over some stupid bet.

Georgie: Get the hell away from my sister before I call the cops.

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Maxie: You were right. Kyle never cared about me. It was all about a bet.

Georgie: Ok, wait a minute. You mean he actually admitted he knew about the webcam?

Maxie: Yeah. He knew.

Georgie: I hate him. You know what? He will not get away with this, ok? I won't let him.

Maxie: What are you talking about? What are you planning on doing?

Georgie: I'm going to Mac and I'm telling him everything, ok?

Maxie: No, georgie, you can't do that.

Georgie: Don't even tell me you're about to stick up for him!

Maxie: I'm totally admitting that you were right about kyle from the start, ok? But I was using him, too.

Georgie: How?

Maxie: To go to the prom.

Georgie: No, maxie, that's just an excuse. You really, really cared about him.

Maxie: I'm begging you, georgie. If i mean anything to you at all and if you want to help me feel better, then please just let it go, ok?

Mac: I'm glad i found you. Maxie, these boys that set you up, they broke the law. I'm pressing charges, so i need your friend's name.

Maxie: No, I can't tell you that.

Mac: Why not?

Maxie: Someone needs to stop this before it gets even more out of control. He's been through enough.

Mac: He's a victim and a witness.

Maxie: No. Neither one of us wants to get grilled by the cops on top of everything else. Mac: Do you know this kid's name?

Georgie: I have no idea.

Mac: Then we'll find out another way. These boys are going to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, maxie, and you and your friend are going to cooperate.

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Emily: He's a person, grandfather. Dobson took a break. You can't fire him for that. The days of indentured servitude are over.

A.J.: Bet that comes as a big surprise to you, huh?

Dillon: Hey, listen, dobs, I'm here because i have to be, ok?

Edward: Listen, mutt, do you want to be sent back to your mother?

Dillon: Ok, fine, whatever. All I'm saying is dobs could find a much better gig than taking all this from you people.

Alexis: [British accent] I hope that won't be necessary, young master quartermaine. Sir, if I may respectfully remind you, in our original interview, I did mention that i might need occasional personal time during the day.

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Kyle: Is she on something?

Zach: Ecstasy. I thought it would cheer her up.