Georgie: Stay away from my boyfriend.

Sage: Why? Afraid that he's going to figure out the truth? You're a small-town loser, Georgie. You're not pretty, you're not sophisticated. You're actually kind of lame in every other way, too. I mean, you haven't even had sex yet. Why is that?

Georgie: I'm not talking --

Sage: Maybe it's because you're afraid. But I bet dillon isn't. He's a teenage boy who's not getting any from his girlfriend. No wonder he can't take his eyes off me. I'm going to rock dillon's world. Your boyfriend will be in my bed by the end of the week.

Dillon: Georgie, what are you thinking, huh?

Sage: Please don't blame georgie. It's all my fault.

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Dillon: What is going on with you? Are you ok?

Sage: Hey, i can't help it if your mother likes me.

Dillon: That's what this is about? Because my mother likes page?

Georgie: She's lying!

Sage: It's a sensitive issue. I'm really, really sorry, you know? I shouldn't even have said anything. I should have just --

Georgie: Sage said she'd have you in bed by the end of the week!

[Patrons murmur]

Dillon: Ahem.

Elizabeth: Ok, what is going on here?

Sage: It's totally my fault.

Dillon: Yeah, we're going to --

Sage: I'm really sorry.

Dillon: We're going to settle down.

Sage: Georgie just got a little upset, that's all.

Dillon: Would you cut it out?

Elizabeth: All right, listen -- if this is a sequel to your table dancing, you can take it outside. And if you plan on staying, then order something.

Dillon: Do you think we could not do this in public?

Georgie: You're blaming this on me?

Sage: Georgie just misunderstood, that's all. I mean, I can't really blame her, growing up in this backwater town. What should we expect?

Dillon: Would you leave Georgie alone?

Georgie: You don't have to defend me from her.

Sage: See? Everything I say is wrong.

Georgie: She's trying to make me look bad so you'll want her.

Sage: Well, if that's how you feel, I don't blame you for smacking me. I keep forgetting how insecure you are.

[Dillon sighs]

Georgie: Are you going to let her diss me?

Dillon: You just told me not to defend you.

Georgie: Tell her to go to hell. Fine. You can go to hell with her!

Dillon: Whoa -- wait a second.

Georgie: I have to study!

Dillon: Georgie, don't do this.

Georgie: Leave me alone!

Dillon: Georgie's not picking up.

Sage: Maybe I should track her down and make things right.

Dillon: Look at me. You're trying to break Georgie and me up. It's not going to happen.

Sage: You're just as paranoid as she is.

Dillon: What are you even doing in Port charles? Huh? You obviously hate it, your uncle can't be bothered, you don't go to school, you don't have friends.

Sage: My father died in this miserable town. I'm not leaving until somebody makes --

dillon: Until what? You annoy us all to death?

Sage: You're fired.

Dillon: What else is new?

Sage: Better start packing for military school.

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Sage: Forgot my key.

Lorenzo: Oh, you can't be here.

Sage: Why not?

Lorenzo: Look, I made arrangements for you to stay at the port charles hotel. You can order room service, visit the spa, buy anything you want from the boutique. Just don't come back until I call.

Sage: The girlfriend's coming over, right?

Lorenzo: She'll be here any moment.

Sage: Don't I even get to meet her?

Lorenzo: Not tonight, but soon. I imagine she'll be spending a lot more time with me.

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