Dillon: So this is it. You sure you're ready?

Georgie: I hope so. I mean, yes. Yes, I am.

Dillon: If you're not, though --

Georgie: No, I am. It's just -- do you feel naked?

Dillon: Well, I thought it might work better if we took our clothes off, but I guess we could try it. I mean --

Georgie: I'm talking about now, you jerk. I feel like the whole world knows I'm about to be devirginized.

Dillon: Oh, no. No, they're just trying to figure out my hair. Ignore it. I do.

Georgie: I'm serious, Dillon.

Dillon: I know. It's just -- I think it's just your imagination working overtime. You know, you're -- you're anticipating the big event.

Georgie: It's an event now?

Dillon: No, no, no. Forget I said that.

Georgie: But you still want to do it, right?

Dillon: I can't wait. So, I will see you at the hotel.

Georgie: Yeah.

Dillon and Georgie: I love you.

Dillon: Ok.

Dillon and Georgie: Bye.

Georgie: I need your help really fast.

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Maxie: Ok, what is it?

Georgie: What?

Maxie: The fire? Sharks attacking you? I was at the lake with Kyle, and you said it was an emergency.

Georgie: Oh, it is.

Maxie: Prove it.

Georgie: Dillon and I are hooking up tonight.

Maxie: "Hook up" as in, like, kiss and stuff? Or, like, "hook up" as in "do it"?

Georgie: We're having sex and I need your help.

Maxie: Listen, georgie, you're a lot younger than me. I mean, dillon may really like you and you may really like him, but maybe you guys should wait.

Georgie: We already have.

Maxie: Look, this is a big deal, georgie. This is what you told me when i first did it.

Georgie: Yeah, and you're still doing it, even though it was such a disaster.

Maxie: Things are different between me and Kyle, ok?

Georgie: Maxie, Dillon told me he loves me.

Maxie: Georgie, that's amazing.

Georgie: Then help me. I think dillon's going to be really good at this. He said it was like a life event. He's probably scripting the whole thing in his head right this second.

Maxie: Well, then, you and I will throw in a few things that he won't expect.

Georgie: Ok.

Maxie: Trust me, this will be a night that you'll never forget.

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Dillon: Excuse me. Somebody told me the family planning office was up here.

Nurse: It's closed for the evening.

Dillon: Ok.

Emily: Family planning, huh?

Dillon: Hey.

Emily: Hi.

Dillon: Um -- yeah, I left my cell phone. Georgie was volunteering earlier, and i'm always leaving things everywhere, so --

emily: Right. Your phone's right there in your pocket.

Dillon: Um -- did I say phone? I meant my keys.

Emily: Hey, listen, you don't have to explain to me. I mean, I think georgie's great, you know? And you're being safe. That's good.

Dillon: So, I mean, like, what's going on with you? I mean, are you still -- you're not back in the --

Emily: Back in the hospital? No, I'm just -- I'm here helping a friend. You know, dillon, what you and Georgie did for my wedding -- the gondola ride?

Dillon: Yeah.

Emily: That was amazing. Zander -- Zander and I can't thank you enough for that.

Dillon: Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean, I just -- I think it's cool that you guys have been together this long. I mean, he was, like, your high school boyfriend or something, wasn't he?

Emily: Yeah. Zander's my -- Zander's my first love.

Dillon: Did you know all along that you guys would, you know, like, last this long?

Emily: You know, I hoped we would.

Dillon: So you got your wish.

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Georgie: So, what are we going to tell mac when he asks about the bill for all this stuff?

Maxie: We'll just tell him it was something important.

Georgie: He's never going to buy it.

Maxie: Whatever. We have way more important things to worry about, like your outfit.

Georgie: I did bring one dress, but i'm not sure if it's right.

Maxie: It's fine. I brought a bunch of stuff. Let me decide, ok, because I probably have better taste anyway.

Georgie: Thanks.

Maxie: Here's one option.

Georgie: It just doesn't feel like me.

Maxie: Isn't that the whole point? Not to feel like the same old Georgie tonight?

Georgie: But Dillon likes me for who I am, and I -- I don't want to cover that up.

Maxie: Then why do you even worry about what you're wearing, as long as Dillon sees you for you?

Georgie: He does. It's real. It's just --

Maxie: Tell me.

Georgie: What if I'm not any good at this?

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Young man: How's it going?

Dillon: Hey. Good. Good, actually. Just, you know, choosing.

Young man: Yeah, well, don't overthink it, man. Remember, it's the motion that matters.

Dillon: Right, yeah.

Young man: Rock on!

Dillon: Rock on.

Woman: Hi.

Dillon: Where's the goth?

Woman: Oh, he's stocking hair color. Maybe I can help you?

Dillon: You know, I think I forgot something.

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Woman: Looks like you forgot lots of things.

Dillon: Uh -- well, you know, just figured I'd get it all while I'm here.

Woman: Oh, Garin, do you know how much the bighorn condoms are?

Dillon: If you could just not -- how about these? Why don't you give me these?

Woman: Oh, purple in extra large.

Dillon: I really tried to avoid this situation. It's a funny story, really, because seriously, how many times have we all seen this exact scenario on screen? Am i right? I mean, I'm the teenage boy trying to buy some condoms, and you're the pretty girl behind the counter set to make me nervous, and there's a kindly old woman behind me, and she's knitting. I mean, really, is john hughes back there? John, are you back there? John hughes, he's this -- ahem. Ok, I'm going to tell the truth. Here's the serious thing. I need protection because there's this girl, and she's really smart and really funny and really beautiful, and she's counting on me, and -- and I love her and i want to make her happy tonight, and I want to wake up with her in my arms tomorrow, so if you could just do me the favor of putting the condoms in the basket, and letting us all go on with our lives, and let me go home and be a man. That would be just great.

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Georgie: I just don't want to disappoint Dillon.

Maxie: You'll be fine, ok? Besides, it has to be good for the girl. That is the most important.

[Knock on door]

Georgie: I'm totally not ready!

Waiter: Room service. I have the champagne you ordered.

Georgie: Champagne?

Maxie: I thought it'd be a nice touch.

Georgie: It is, but we're not legal!

Maxie: Coming! Would you just trust me already?

Georgie: What do I do?

Maxie: Turn on the shower and follow my lead, ok?

Georgie: This is never going to --

[shower runs]

Maxie: Hi.

Waiter: Ms. Scorpio?

Maxie: Yes, that's my mom. She's in the shower, but come on in.

Waiter: It says that the room is registered to a Mac scorpio.

Maxie: Oh, yeah, people always make that mistake because my mom's name is Mackenzie, so she goes by Mac.

Waiter: I'll still need her signature.

Maxie: Look, it's my parents' anniversary tonight, and I'm actually staying with my grandmother. I'm just helping her set up. Mom, I'm going to sign for your food. How much should I tip him, like 10?

Georgie: 15.

Maxie: Ok.

Waiter: Thanks.

Maxie: Thanks.

[Shower stops]

Georgie: You are a total felon.

Maxie: I didn't have a choice. Mac is going to freak when he finds out you're not a virgin.

Georgie: I don't care. Dillon's all I ever think about, Maxie. Ok, he came out of nowhere and he chose me, not because I was the prettiest or the most popular, but because he loves who I am. He respects me and he makes me laugh. He does this thing when he's happy or nervous, where, you know, he kind of rubs the back of his head and smiles sideways. It makes my stomach flip-flop. He's the one. I'm in love with dillon. It's not just words. I feel it. I want Dillon to be my first.

Maxie: Come here.

[knock on door]

Georgie: Who is it?

Dillon: Who'd you expect?

Georgie: Dillon.

Dillon: You look like -- like a movie star.