Quotes

Work is interesting. I could sit and watch people do it all day.

Guys are like slinkies: They're fun to watch fall down the stairs!

The more I learn about guys, the more I love dogs.

Friends are like wedgies - It feels great when you pick a good one!

Friends know the song to our hearts and can sing it back to us when we've forgotten the words.

If a rose stands for love...why does it die?

Love is like playing the piano: first you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Dream as if you'll live forever - Live as if you'll die today.

They say one day your life will flash before your eyes...make it worth watching.

Princess today - Goddess tomorrow!

They say love is behind every corner - man, I must be walking in circles

If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't goin!

Crack kills - pull up your pants!

Evil shouldn't look this good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Well if you can't beat em, arrange to have em beaten!

If at first you don't succeed, come back and I'll beat you again!

You've got the right to remain silent, so shut up!

Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Madness has taken it's toll - Please use exact change.

Music is the medicine for everything.

Early to rise, early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

Intelligence is not my middle name.

If someone yelled in a place where no one can here you scream, would you still be wrong?

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

All mammals have hair. Whales are mammals, whales have hair...Shave the whales.




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