Judaism Analyzed and Tabulated

I wish I had this table 6 years ago.
The newly religious mistakenly mix any of the below to suit themselves.
Interesting what R. Bergstein and others have to say about this.
 

Community===>> LITVISHE,
LITVAK,
THE LITHUANIAN
CHABAD HASIDISHE RELIGIOUS
ZIONIST
(Kipah Sruga
=Woven Kipa,
borrowed from Sephardim)
SEPHARDIM
(Italian, Iraqi, Persian, Bucharan, Kavkaz, Ethiopian--not exactly Sepharadim)
YEMENITES
JEWISIH
ETHNICITY
ASHKENAZI, from Northern France-Germany ASHKENAZI, from Northern 
France-Germany
ASHKENAZI, from Northern France-Germany ASHKENAZIS of the modern Israel  SEPHARDI from Spain, Morocco, Algiers, Tunis, Lybia, Egypt, Syria, Turkey, Southern France& the Balkans. YEMENITE
from Yemen  after Babylon
CURRENT RESIDENCE  USA, S. Africa, Israel everywhere USA, Israel, Amsterdam, Brussels Israel Israel, France, Seattle, NewYork,  Israel, New York
STEREOTYPED
AS:
"The Opponents (Misnagdim)" by Hasidim and Chabad;
"Black and white, Haredi" by Kipa Sruga
"The Rebbe worshippers" (by many), "Black and white, Haredi" by Kipa Sruga "ultra-orthodox" by media,
"Cossack-looking fanatics" (by others), "Black and white, Haredi" by Kipa Sruga
"Confused  ashkenazis trying to be sepharadi", "The Settlers" by Israelis "Mizruchniks, Mizrachi" by others  "exotic, cute" by others
APPEARANCE shaved faces, or trimmed beard, black and white suit, Fedora hat
"like the 50's movies"
untrimmed beard, sloppy Lithuanian black and white suit,
or the Korosten simple look
the Cossack look,
big cylindrical or flat 
fur hat, 
long coats, beard,
peyos, pants tucked into socks
Woven, esp. White yarmulka with blue fringe--borrowed from the Sephardim, JEANS, SHIRT OVER PANTS, SANDALS woven, colored yarmulka, any dress, Rabbis and Yeshiva students-Black and white any dress,
peyos, black and white possible
PRAYER STYLE ASHKENAZ CHABAD SPHARAD (=Hasidishe, or Polish), confused between SEPHARADI and  SPHARAD (=Hasidishe, or Polish) SEPHARADI TEYMANI
PRAYERS simple and shorter than Sephardim simple and shorter than Sephardim simple and shorter than Sephardim use books from other communities rich rich
Shabbos Observance soup ladle is the second vessel-not kept in the soup soup ladle is the second vessel-not kept in the soup soup ladle is the second vessel-not kept in the soup depends on personal observance soup ladle is the 1st vessel, kept in the soup, strict when making tea specifics 
not known
Pesach Observance Beans, rice, lentils, corn--forbidden,
moistened matza-- OK. 
Beans, rice, lentils, corn--forbidden,
moistened matza--
forbidden
Beans, rice, lentils, corn--forbidden,
moistened matza--
forbidden
Depends on personal observance no special restrictions, Moroccans--like Ashkenazis no special restrictions
MEAT KASHRUS glatt optional, "glatt" used for advertising, 
Fish and milk OK
glatt optional,
"glatt" used for advertising, slaughter more specific,
Fish and milk OK
glatt optional, "glatt" used for advertising, some stringencies during slaughter,
Fish and milk OK
depends on personal observance glatt only(Beit Yosef), 
Fish and milk--forbidden 
glatt level
PROMINENT RITUALS rituals standard and quiet wearing a rope belt for prayer, some Cabbalistic practices, many songs in Russian-Belorussian-
Ukrainian.
singing(Breslav),playing music(Carlbach), demonstrative strictness in prayer, dress, social behavior; many Cabbalistic practices copied from the Sephardim and called Spharad rituals picked from others for beauty or political significance Cabbalistic rituals appear rich and beautiful to outsiders, etc. Beautiful rituals 
APPEARANCE of AN AVERAGE SYNAGOGUE  simple, tidy, clean, quiet service the poor look, poor maintenance possible, talking during service poorly maintained, orderly service medium clean, varies widely, children and talking unrestrained very clean, well maintained, children quiet, no talking clean, quiet
PRONUNCIATION,
example
shabbos, shvuos, mezonoys shabbos, shvuos, mezonoys shabbos, shvies, mezunoys shabbat, shavuot, mezonot shabbat, shavuot, mezonot shabboth, shvuoth, mezonoyth
ORIGINAL CENTERS Slobodka-Lithuania, Brest-Litovsk(Brisk),
Mir, Minsk,
Ponevezh, Novardok(Dvinsk),
Slobodka-Kremenchug, 
Lubavitch, Berdichev,
Dnepropetrovsk,
Kremenchug, Nikolayev, New York
Carpathian-Polish & Ukrainian towns serve as the names for specific Hasidic movements:Gur, Amshinov, Uman, Chernobyl, Beltz, 
Skvir, Karlin-Stolin, Ruzhin, Vizhnitz, Lvov, Satmar, etc.
Boston-hasidim started in USA;
Neturei Karta-started in Israel
ISRAEL Spain, Morocco, North Africa, Yugoslavia, Greece, Bulgaria, Turkey Yemen
FOUNDERS naturally evolved Baal Shemtov, the Alter Rebbe, Levi Itzhak of Berdichev, Tzemach Tzedek Baal Shemtov started the idea of Hasidism, afterwards- specific family of rabbis none, but appropriated R. Kook naturally evolved naturally evolved
FIRST RABBIS The Vilnius Gaon, R. Chaim of Volozhin, rabbis of original towns, R. Salanter  its founders individual founders Appropriated R. Kook 
Alfassi, R. Nissim,Rambam,
R. Yosef Caro, Hida and many Cabbalists
Rambam, 
R. Kappach
LEARNING AT YESHIVAS: Mir, Ponevezh, Novardok, Slobodka, Tora vDaas, LakewoodNJ, MuncieNJ., Ohr Sameach Tomchei Tmimim, Chabad, New York, Israel many names, Williamsburg-Brooklyn, Mea Shearim-Jerusalem. The R. Kook Center, Machon Meir and others Porat Yossef, Orach Haim, Chaf HaHaim, Ohr Sameach many names
RECENT RABBIS Chofetz Haim, Feinstein, Soloveichik, Kamenetzky,
Kotlar, Kalmanovich, Shach, Kook
The late Rebbe, 
R. Ginzburg
each has its own rabbi, except for Carlbach, Breslav--the rabbis died with no replacement R. Shapiro,R. Tau, Shlomo Aviner, Sepharadi rabbis Baba Sali(Morocco),
Ben Ish Hai(Iraq), Mordechai Eliyahu(Israel), Ovadia Yosef(Israel),
no major rabbis due to each community having its own rabbi
PHILOSOPHY self-control, character development, "thinking on one's feet", ethics, singing and dancing when appropriate, learning of Talmud, laws and Tora outreach to Jews, improvement through prayer& impulsive 
singing and dancing, studying Tanya and Cabbala
isolation,
improvement through prayer, impulsive singing and dancing, studying mystics, Cabbala,
attempt to be naturally spiritual - like the Sephardim,
Boston-similar to Chabad 
pray, study hard, be a religious Israeli, Israeli Government is Holy, Government things and holidays are holy,  follow and respect rabbis, explore prayer, music, etc
naturally spiritual
naturally spiritual
LEARNING BASED Talmud, ethics&morals books. Talmud, Tanya-a
psychological-philosophical -mystical teachings aimed at self-improvement.
Talmud, if hard, then-- Cabbala Talmud, modern Zionist philosophy through R. Kook Tamud, Zohar (Cabbala) Talmud
BEHAVIOR Gentlemanly, clean, friendly reserved, in US-very warm reserved, serious, serious, intense, some angry  warm, temperamental, imitated by many Ashkenazi Jews quiet, warm, shy
BOOK OF PRACTICAL LAWS, all based on The Shulchan Oruch Summarized Shulchan Oruch--Chayey Odom (Chayey Adam),
Mishno Beruro
Shulchan Oruch haRav, Kitzur(Summarized) Shulchan Oruch Kitzur (Summarized) Shulchan Oruch any of others The Shulchan Oruch Rambam's Mishne Torah, NOT BASED ON The Shulchan Oruch
CONTROVERSIAL BEHAVIOR coldness (according to Hasidim), anti-Mysticism, women wear wigs much like their own hair-it is "seductive" to men, say Hasidim, Sepharadim;
men shave,
appearance of leniencies due to understanding of laws.
"The Rebbe is Messiah",
intuitive and demonstrative stringencies, obsessive practice of customs without understanding by rank and file, some lack learning of practical law, 
Blind following of its rabbis and their customs, intuitive and demonstrative stringencies, obsessive practice of customs without understanding by amateurs, some lack learning of practical law, rationalized extremes and strict approach to husband-wife relationship, Satmar and Neturei Karta - against the state of Israel stringencies copied from any source in the name of holiness, exposing self to danger when settling, driving among Arabs naturally intuitive, spiritual observance, 
the base for Hasidishe strictness
quiet, may have more than one wife
WOMEN wear attractive wigs, cover arms, skirts longer than the knee, overall -the attractive look, must look pretty to her husband attractive wigs optional, cover arms, skirts longer than the knee, the attractive look is OK attempt to dress well, poor style&color coordination, most women wear hats and coverings on top of wigs strict requirement of hairsock or kerchief covering 100% of hair, but known lapses into opposites: exposed hair&short skirts.
May look Biblical, or like 
a cleaning woman 
wigs outlawed by their rabbis,
kerchiefs and odd hats
their own ethnic head coverings
POSITIVE ACHIEVEMENTS developed concepts of self-improvement and ethics;
balanced work-study life; think, without running to a rabbi for small advice
saved Jews from Tzarist Army;
Jewish education worldwide; saving Israelis from Buddhism in India
spiritual stories, learning, music, dances, Mysticism for European Jews, 
Carlbach musical spirituality for American Jews
Settling Arab-occupied territories, maintaining Jewish presence Moroccan Jews built Israel, etc,
music of Billy Joel & Neil Sedaka, etc., preserving rituals en masse, preserving Cabbala
loyal to keeping faith despite Israeli govt attempt to break them
FAILURES &
NEGATIVES
"the cold" approach, self-criticism, opposition to Hasidim decision that The Rebbe is Messiah, "he did not die, he will come back" fanatical rationales, i.e.:
"we wore Cossack clothes in Egypt",
opposed to life in external world, all letting their rabbis tell them how to live
 
support
govt and their Mafdal party irrational policies,
crudeness in synagogue
rationalized beating of their wives, wives are stupid(according to Peleh Yoetz) submission, passive behavior
ODD BEHAVIOR attempt to eliminate any oddities dialectic or dogmatic speeches, fanatical behavior among amateurs fanatical behavior,
odd table customs,
compulsive actions: rocking while praying & reading of holy books,
husband and wife don't talk in bedroom (Bialy),
wife kept at distance from husband (Gur),
prayer in woods, through jumping and screaming (Breslav),
playing music whenever possible during prayers & husband-wife kissing after Friday night kiddush
fanatical behavior,
sloppiness, roughness,
robotic singing& dancing,
angry at Jews in Diaspora, USA may be called evil
temperamental, religious sights, sounds and rituals none

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