| "How To Get Rid Of Hobos" |
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One of the problems plaguing this nation. Is the millions of street walkers, giving no explanation. As to why they're Hobo's or why they don't change. This is all really quite strange. No one in the world has an answer. This is how I'd cure our nation of its cancer. (Hobo's) Chorus: First we make a ship, shaped like a park bench Make it spew the smell of a cheap wench Once the bums are on the boat My plan starts to come afloat Next we send it to Cuba, Where no one gives a shit Then we drop a million bombs It doesn't matter how many hit Interlude: So people ask "What have they done to you?" "Nothing, that's the point you stupid Jew." And now America's much cleaner All that's left are those damn beaners So next time you see a hobo You know what to do Point to the giant park bench And say tooda-loo. Written by Bob |