"The Pirate Song"
We plunder and rape
We torch and we pillage
We'll decapitate everyone
In your whole damn village

We've come to loot
Sent from the gallows of Hell
Don't try to imprison us
We'll blow up your jail

We're pirates!
We're coming for you
We're pirates!
Oh yes, it's true!

We're pirates!
We'll steal your stuff
We're pirates!
And we're really tough.

We're pirates
No, we're not buccaneers
And you best not mistake us
For those queers!

We're all scoundrels
The whole lot of us
We do dastardly deeds
We swear and cuss

We're pirates!
We're coming for you
We're pirates!
Oh yes, it's true!

We're pirates!
We'll steal your stuff
We're pirates!
And we're really tough.

We're the crew of the damned
The death of the sea
Perhaps we won't hurt you
But life comes with a fee

If you have any goods
And if you have any gold
Then give it to us
If you want to live old
Because we rascals will do
Whatever it takes
To obtain any treasure
And we won't accept fakes!

We're pirates!
We're coming for you
We're pirates!
Oh yes, it's true!

We're pirates!
We'll steal your stuff
We're pirates!
And we're really tough.

Written by Lucas
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