"Me too!" Cait Sith interceded. "It's bad enough we have to climb to stupid glacier, but we're stuck with you!" He referred to the fact that the entire group had separated into small groups once they all left Icicle Inn. And he had wanted to join with Barret. It was always lots of fun (though not wise) to annoy him!

"Shut up cat!" Cid responded. Then he spotted an opening in the forest they were lost in. "F^#$% yeah!"

Red sighed. He rolled his eye and then noticed that the edge of the forest neared a cliff. "Look up there!"

The others looked up and saw nothing of interest until they spotted a red cloth on a ledge. "Hey! It's Vincent!" Cid yelled. "HEY! VAMPIRE!"

High above them (about 80 feet) Vincent groaned. He looked down and saw Cid waving frantically. "Yuffie, it is Cid."

"HEY OLD MAN!" the ninja yelled. She giggled and waved as Cid raised his fist angrily.

Vincent sighed. He really wished his hearing wasn't so sharp at times. "Come Yuffie, we shall meet them at the bottom." He continued to walk along the edge, leaving Yuffie no choice but to follow.

"If I fall Vinny, you're gonna get it!" she threatened.

"If you fall, I have nothing to worry about." He almost laughed at her reaction.

Below them, Cid walked towards the clearing. But then a Snow jumped out of nowhere. "Shit!" He got into his battle stance and quickly equipped his ribbon. Even though the others made fun of him wearing it, he knew he'd be safe from confusion spells and the like. Red growled and Cait Sith got his materia ready. The Snow beast got the first attack and cast 'Berserk' on the party. Being affected, Red and Cait attacked her physically. Before Cid could join, however, the Snow used her Confusion/Fascination spell. Cid made a mental note to use slash all to release his friends.

Above, Vincent and Yuffie watched the battle. Vincent then realized the Snow's plan... "Gods no....CID! GET OUT OF THERE! RUN!"

Yuffie looked at him curiously, "What are ya yelling for Vince? They're only---oh my gawd!"

Cid had turned his attention to Vincent and was caught off guard as Cait Sith's moogle picked him up by his ankles. Using it's size and strength, it pulled off Cid's boots, pants, and boxers in seconds. Cid yelled out several obscenities, but the spells weren't interrupted. Cait meowed and the moogle let Cid's head and shoulders touch the ground, then spread his legs wide open.

Cid desperately tried to cover himself, since he knew he wouldn't be able to get loose. Cait Sith jumped off the moogle's head and onto its giant paw. He purred as he sniffed Cid. "Hey cat! S-Stop it! Damnit! Snap out of it!"

Cait rubbed his furry head on Cid's exposed area, which unfortunately caused the pilot to become aroused. He made sure to keep his manhood covered, but this didn't stop Cait. He instead playfully inserted a tiny gloved finger into the pilot's opening. Cid grit his teeth to prevent from crying out, but he couldn't keep from whimpering.

Meanwhile, Vincent had covered Yuffie's eyes with his (human) hand, to prevent her from seeing too much. He wanted to help, but if he left Yuffie on the thin ledge, she could easily fall.

Cait Sith removed his finger (much to Cid's relief) and licked it. A loud snarl caught all their attention and a blur of red shoved Cait down. It was Red XIII. He chewed at the tiny robot cat until it was nothing more than a pile of metal and wires. While the moogle would have been a more challenging enemy, it seemed to lose interest in fighting once it saw Cait Sith.

Cid sat up, and put his head in his hands. He tried to steady his breathing, "I can't believe...that happened...thanks Red....I owe ya one..."

The reply was totally unexpected. "I know. And you shall pay me back."

Cid looked up and was face to face with Red's sharp fangs. With it's speed, it encircled Cid, aiming it's fiery tail near the pilot's face. "Don't move, or my tail might burn something very important." He then began to lick Cid's semi-erect member. Cid cried out, pleading with Red. But the large cat did not stop.

Yuffie finally managed to pry Vincent's hand away and saw what was happening. "Ewww! Gross!" She quickly replaced his hand. Vincent's enhanced vision allowed him to see that Red's organ was also growing, and he knew if this continued, it would be more than 'gross'. He turned Yuffie around and whispered to her, "Don't look back Yuffie. Either at them or the ledge. I'll be back for you." She nodded and Vincent looked back. Both Red and Cid were almost fully erect, so he had to act quickly.

He jumped off the ledge and began to plummet. He closed his eyes and expended his mind powers. Thankfully, his descent began to slow, and he landed with only a small thud. Roaring, he turned into Chaos, and charged at Red. With surprising ease, he flung the lion-creature away, which slammed into a rock wall, unconscious. He kneeled next to Cid and was about to return to his human form, when the Snow recast her spells.

Cid looked up with fear in his eyes at Chaos. Once again, he was assaulted. Chaos grabbed Cid and held him sideways on the ground. Its organ was fully erect and Cid swallowed hard when he saw it. "Vincent....you're not going to....?"

Chaos plunged straight into Cid, which made him scream in pain. When Chaos withdrew slightly, it smiled at the trickle of blood that followed. Once again it plunged, deeper and harder. Cid screamed again, unable to do anything else. Chaos would remove itself partially, which would get Cid struggling, desperately seeking some escape. But every time it rammed in, Cid found it harder to resist. The pain began to blend with the pleasure and even though it hurt, Cid looked forward to the rammings. They both began to pant, and to thrust together. Finally, Chaos screeched in ecstasy, its shriek echoing throughout the forest. Cid followed quickly, though his yell wasn't as loud. They both lay on the ground as Chaos changed into Vincent. The Snow had left by now, and Vincent was not under her spells. He was still tied into Cid and slowly withdrew. The pilot stirred and looked up. "Vincent...?"

Vincent removed his tattered cape and handed it to Cid. "I'm sorry Cid...I...I'm sorry...."

Cid covered himself and looked into Vincent's red eyes. "This may not be the best time to say it, but damnit.....that was incredible."

Vincent could not reply. Was Cid saying what he thought he was? "Cid...do you mean that you...liked that?"

"Well, I wouldn't say I loved it, mind you. But....I, um....I've though about us doing, you know..."

"You too?" Vincent was shocked. This was more wonderful than anything possible. He looked up and was thankful that Yuffie was still looking away. "Then perhaps...we...?"

Cid smiled, "All right. Just one thing, I won't take no sissy-boy crap from you. Show me you're a man!"

Vincent grinned inwardly, though his outward smile was innocent, free of any guile. "Whatever you say Cid. Whatever you say..."