Over the hills and far away, Tele-ban-tubbies come to play.
Here they all are, on this wonderful fun video for all the family. Your favourite Tele-ban-tubbies and their playful adventures in the faraway land of Tubbystan.
In this episode, Tinky-bin-Winky gets Tubby-custard caught in his beard and Mullah-la-la helps him clean it. Then the other Tele-ban-tubbies deliberately crash the Nu-nu to kill a few rabbits.
But all is well, as the Tele-ban-tubby sun shits on them all from a great height.
A great evening's entertainment, available to buy at all good Afghan video shops, price negotiable, approx. 3 hostages.

Celebrity Terrorist Stars In Their Eyes

"Tonight, Matthew, I'd like to sing one of my favourite songs. If you don't like it, I'll shoot you!


Young man, there's no need to feel down

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground

I said, young man, 'cause your in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at an Al Qa'eda camp

It's fun to stay at an Al Qa'eda camp

They have everything for young men to enjoy.

You can hang out with all the boys.

Come on everybody, join in, remember the hand actions.

Only men with big moustaches and beards please.

Thank you boys, and good night!

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