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Toast & Bananas
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07-02-2001 09:48 PM 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I
present to you a quick lesson in hopes of improving the
quality of these boards:
First, let's start with slang:
Don't use it cause it
sounds retarded.
Second, swearing.
Don't go Fukk or Fuc|< because you
look like a ****ing dumbass. Just say ****. It's not like
nobody know's what the stars mean.
Third, punctuation. Use some. Also, the word "I" when
referring to ones self, is capitalized, as are proper nouns
and the first word of a sentence.
Fourth: Spelling
Ppl - People.
Bich - *****.
Kewl
- Cool.
Da - The.
Fifth, never, NEVER use the term "peeps". It drives me
****ing insane!
There is more, but I am too lazy to go through each one.
Rest assured, I am proclaiming myself the resident *******. I
will correct you till you get it right or leave. If I feel
like it. Cheers.
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I hate you and everything you stand for.
- Andy
Now with an extra drop of retsin.
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jessejames
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07-03-2001 02:45 AM
Even tho it ain't adressed
ta me (neither a lady OR a gentleman) i had ta answer
1) Shut up, retard.
2) Fukk u, dumbass!!
3) i could give a flying fock what u think
4)ppl wanna b!tch make abb or whatevah it's kewl wit me.
Yer da dumbass dat kant figger out wut der sayn
5) I think all the peeps out there can do what they want.
None of them are as obnoxious as you are anyhow.
[ 07-03-2001: Message edited by: jessejames ]
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i am the worst member here
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posted
07-03-2001 04:46 AM
lol @ jesse
Well thanx anyway T&B...I don't agree with most of your
rules but well, the peeps thing is damn annoying...
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"eternity is only 4 meters away...
...i will tell you a
little story...about a girl named julie...julie and her
friend..."
i'm not a cyber bully, i'm just mean
your user name is lame
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i am the worst member here
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posted
07-03-2001 04:54 AM
Kewl!!!
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"eternity is only 4 meters away...
...i will tell you a
little story...about a girl named julie...julie and her
friend..."
i'm not a cyber bully, i'm just mean
your user name is lame
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posted
07-03-2001 05:01 AM
I dun fucc|<ing no...
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"eternity is only 4 meters away...
...i will tell you a
little story...about a girl named julie...julie and her
friend..."
i'm not a cyber bully, i'm just mean
your user name is lame
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posted
07-03-2001 05:06 AM
helo simply a screwbie ia m
starbuh i am gonna kill u becuz ia m starboy gfo fuk£@:4~£"432
yourselbv i am starboy alfrerisejgsiogjo est i rule too
twathead a.k.a starboy
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"eternity is only 4 meters away...
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little story...about a girl named julie...julie and her
friend..."
i'm not a cyber bully, i'm just mean
your user name is lame
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posted
07-03-2001 05:09 AM
lol
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"eternity is only 4 meters away...
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little story...about a girl named julie...julie and her
friend..."
i'm not a cyber bully, i'm just mean
your user name is lame
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posted
07-03-2001 05:17 AM
i feel hatred for something
now....
*breaks chair*
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"eternity is only 4 meters away...
...i will tell you a
little story...about a girl named julie...julie and her
friend..."
i'm not a cyber bully, i'm just mean
your user name is lame
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$hadow assassin
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07-03-2001 08:11 AM
You guys are fucking
hilarious!!
By the way, T&B, quit being so pompous. You've only
been here a couple of weeks and all you do is bitch at
people and tell them what to do. So, I would like to
tell you what to do...GO DIE!!!
Find some new boards where your vanity and pompousity will
be appreciated, or at least tolerated. You're no fun!
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I just did your boyfriend...
You're like a dog chasing a car,
if you caught it, you
wouldn't know what to do with it.
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an
emergency on mine!!
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