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funky_ros
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08-22-2001 07:32 PM 
headlines that you'll never
see anywhere else
ANGEL.....M.I.A ("I THINK CHRIS ATE HER" SAYS KRISTY)
DAVE AND CHRIS RUN OFF TO VEGAS AND START A BITTER LITTLE
FAMILY TOGETHER!!
ANDY...LAST SEEN ATTACKED BY DAVE MATTHEWS!
KEVIN AND JULIET DECIDE THAT LOVE SUCKS!!!
POLGARA RETURNS AND STARTS A MURDER SPREE,BEGINING WITH
NIKKI!!!
MATT AND STEVE MARRY KRISTY!!!!
MATT DECIDES HE'S NOT GAY AFTERALL!!!!
SKIP IS REALLY ONLY 14!!
ERYN ADMITS SHE IS REALLY HAPPY AND IS JUST SEEKING OUT
LOVE!!
now you add some more!!!!!! 
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ANDY,KEVIN,ANGEL(MY 1ST TB FRIENDS)
STEVE IS
SEXY!!!
MATT IS A SUPER-FANTASTIC SWEETIE
AND SIMPLY IS
THE SUPREME RULER!
ERYN.....YOU ARE ME!!
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simply a newbie
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08-22-2001 07:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by i am the worst member
here:
Dave is found to have kept Chris' condoms
from new years eve.
OMFG!
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Simply A Newbie.
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i am the worst member here
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posted
08-22-2001 07:37 PM
CHRISTA'S PROFILE GROWS
LEGS
POLGARA'S USER NAME IS FOUND TO BE ILLEGAL UNDER THE DATA
PROTECTAION ACT 1987.
MY ASS IS BLEEDING
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i've hit the reply button more times than i had sex
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funky_ros
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08-22-2001 07:41 PM
KRISTY IS THE MOST LOVED
MEMBER AROUND
CHRIS AND DAVE DIE AT THE HANDS OF STARBOY!!
ASLAN,STEVE,AND KEVIN REALIZE THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME
MOTHER!
ERYN ADMITS HER LOVE OF CTOPS
ANDY AND ANGEL HAVE RUN OFF TOGETHER
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ANDY,KEVIN,ANGEL(MY 1ST TB FRIENDS)
STEVE IS
SEXY!!!
MATT IS A SUPER-FANTASTIC SWEETIE
AND SIMPLY IS
THE SUPREME RULER!
ERYN.....YOU ARE ME!!
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Lethal M&M.
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08-22-2001 07:44 PM
CRAYONS TAKE OVER THE
WORLD!!!
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In the wise words of Scuba_Steve himself...
"Myriam, you
confuse/scare me."
A Thousand Angry Voices,
Under the Sky of Dust,
Another Wave
of Tension,
Has More
than Filled Me Up.
I am, and will be forever.. Your Mental
Menace.
GO Fat Lunch Man!!!
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i am the worst member here
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posted
08-22-2001 07:49 PM
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CRAYONS TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
rotfl
MY PENIS IS FALSE
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polgara
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08-22-2001 09:03 PM
Hey now, I never killed
anyone.......er..... you cant prove it anyway. hehe.
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** THE ONE AND ONLY QUEEN OF THE DAMNED**
THE
DAMNED:
Peterpan_KD> Warrior and Advisor to the
Queen.
Chris> Second Advisor to the Queen
Matt>
Advisor to the Damned
Christa> Royal
Assasin
Kicki> Head Slayer
Nicole (Nikki)> Head
warrioress.
David> Headless Warrior.
Kristyn>
Warrioress
Trinity> Warrioress
shadowslyder>
Defender to the Queen
Kitten> Huntress
Chris>
Hunter and Defender
Drama Queen>
Duchess
cute_cuddly_girl> Baroness
Kristy> Evil
Wench
Lady Samantha> Lady to the Queen
Krissy>
Queenlette of hearts.
Amanda> Countess
Andy> Court
Jester, Fool to the Queen.
AmericanBadass> um, not
really sure what he is yet.
*** DISCLAIMER***
anyone not on the list, isnt there cuz i dont like you, or
you havent mentioned wanting to be damned.
Member of:
W.W.R.Y- this means dont fukk with me.
DAMNIT!
confused yet? me too.
"Shes lost in coma, where its beautiful, intoxicated from
the deep sleep, deep sleep. Do you wonder what its like living
in a permanent imagintaion, sleeping to escape reality, but
you like it like that. ......... And your pixle army cant save
you now, my fingers on the kill switch, I remember I used to
compose your dreams, control your dreams. and dont be afraid
to expose yourself, before I shut you down. You've made some
changes since the virus caught you sleeping."
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Shadow Assassin
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posted
08-22-2001 09:10 PM
TODAY:Shadow Assassin
weds Starboy
TOMORROW: Grisly Murder discovered at Shadow's
Mansion
NEXT WEEK: Shadow Assassin Taken Into Custody in World's
Most Grisly Homicide
[ 08-22-2001: Message edited by: Shadow Assassin ]
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I can read your mind...would you like to bend
over and reload???
~~$hadow Assassin~~
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funky_ros
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posted
08-22-2001 11:46 PM
ERYN EATS ANDY'S LESBIAN
KITTENS
NIKKI FORGETS HOW TO SPELL AND CORRECT EVERYONE!!!!
POLGARA IS SECRECTLY HIDING UNDER YOUR BED
KRISTY FALLS IN LOVE WITH.....HERSELF
PIGS FLY AND THE SKY IS TRULY FALLING,RESEARCHERS DISCOVER
THE TRUTHS HIDDEN IN CHILDRENS BOOKS!!!!!
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ANDY,KEVIN,ANGEL(MY 1ST TB FRIENDS)
STEVE IS
SEXY!!!
MATT IS A SUPER-FANTASTIC SWEETIE
AND SIMPLY IS
THE SUPREME RULER!
ERYN.....YOU ARE ME!!
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simply a newbie
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08-23-2001 12:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by i am the worst member
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SPERM IS MADE IN YOUR RECTUM!
no way, dave, never happen.
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Simply A Newbie.
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HomoMelk
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08-23-2001 12:44 PM
THE CRAZY ACID GREMLINS
FROM TEENHUB.NET TAKE OVER TELEBOARDS AND ALL THEIR OCCUPANTS!
MATT MELKS ON ALL THE VIRGINS
KRISTY WEARS PINK AND EVERONE RIPS OFF HER CLOTHES AND
TELLS HER TO BE ASHAMED
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Nikki Keeper of Souls
Kristy-super super super super
special
Polgara- aww sore knees.. owwie
JON IS SO CUTE!... ;)
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Can't Wait For Violence
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08-23-2001 02:32 PM
I CAN'T WAIT FOR VIOLENCE!
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I am Formally HOOLIGAN YOUTH!
I'm going to draw a picture..a picture with a twist..I'll
draw it with a razor blade, and I'll draw it on my wrist. And
as I draw this picture, a fountain will appear, and with this
flowing fountain, all my problems dissapear
"Stop crying. You're not a child. Your childhood was
over the minute you knew you were going to die."
Bulldog Breed forever!!
Pluton Svea!!
I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally..
Proud Member Of:
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The Drama Queen herself
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posted
08-23-2001 03:01 PM
LEPRICONS ATE
TRUE*DRAMA*QUEEN
ALIENS STICK A ROD UP THE TELEBOARDERS ASSES AND PLAN TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
THE FLAMINGOES ARE STREAKING THREW THE BOARDS
KEVIN, STEVE, AND ANDY WERE RAPED BY THE STREAKING
FLAMINGOES...
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I'm BACK!!!!!!!
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aka
True*Drama*Queen
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Silver Alf
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08-23-2001 07:09 PM
WHO TOLD YOU!!!!!!!
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{insert self here}
Have a nice life,don't get lost...
and i guess im a funkateer since Kristy only knows when.
The artist formerly known as Pongo.
~Father to your hands i commend my spirit, Father to your
hands,
Why have you forsaken me, in your eyes forsaken me,
in your thoughts forsaken me, in your heart forsaken me.I
don't think you trust in, my self-riteous suicide.
I cry
when angels deserve to die.
~system of a Down
~Will you walk me,
to the edge again,
shaking,
lonely,
and i am drinking again,
woke up, tonight, and
no ones here with me,
im giving in to you
again...
~adema
...If you wake up tomarrow...and you find out you have been
murdered...i didn't do it...
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HomoMelk
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08-23-2001 08:59 PM
I DID!!!
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Nikki Keeper of Souls
Kristy-super super super super
special
Polgara- aww sore knees.. owwie
JON IS SO CUTE!... ;)
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how sad am i?)
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funky_ros
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08-24-2001 03:23 AM
MELK SECRETLY WANTS KRISTY
STEVE'S CAR RUNS SMOOTHLY AND HE HEADS OUT EAST TO VISIT A
FRIEND
KEVIN REALIZES THAT THE LITTLE PEOPLE ARE REALLY OUT TO GET
HIM
CHRISTA STOPS DRINKING AND BECOMES A PORN STAR!!
CHRIS TAKES UP SMOKING AND CHRISTA
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ANDY,KEVIN,ANGEL(MY 1ST TB FRIENDS)
STEVE IS
SEXY!!!
MATT IS A SUPER-FANTASTIC SWEETIE
AND SIMPLY IS
THE SUPREME RULER!
ERYN.....YOU ARE ME!!
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