jmhenderson
The cheeseburger, the fries,
Are those tears in your eyes?
Awe, c’mon Hutch.
It’s just lunch!
You eat yogurt and tofu,
Man, what’s wrong with you?
Gimme a break, for Pete’s sake.
Burritos and tacos, that’s lunch in the fast lane,
As soon as you see it, your face shows more pain.
And you stare while I eat: A look of defeat.
Your brows sort of frown, you think I don’t get it,
But I really am healthy, you just won’t admit it!
I know that you care, but it just ain’t fair!
I like the grease and the fat that you don’t,
You can’t make me like healthy food. I won’t!
It’s really not cute … I think I might puke!
All I want is to be happy and live life fully,
Not be interrogated by the health freakin’ bully!
I’ve tried all that stuff, enough is enough!
I just can’t help it, but it ain’t no sin.
Can’t you leave it at that and just give in?
I know it bugs ya, and for it I love ya.
Now will you PLEASE give me back my chili cheese dog???