My Favourite Quotes

"She don't believe in anything, but if you ask her she'll say there's plenty of things to believe in..." Sweet Rosalyn, Sheryl Crow

"You cling to your paganism like lichen to a stone." Nick Knight, Forever Knight

"Satan hasn't risen to take over the world, so we must be doing something right." Derek Rayne, Poltergeist: The Legacy

"The earth is doomed." Giles, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

"You can't light a candle without somewhere casting a shadow." Ursula K. LeGuin

"Fillean meal ar an meallaire." (Evil returns to the evil doer) Gaelic saying

"A day job? In an office? MY WORST NIGHTMARE!! NOOOOOOOO!" Tick

"Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts." Brain, Pinky and the Brain

"There is no right or wrong. Only fun and boring." Plague, Hackers

"I am the mask you wear,"
"It's me they hear..." Phantom and Christine, Phantom of the Opera

"Do you hear the people sing? Lost in the valley of the night, it is the music of a people who are climbing to the light..." Les Miserables

"Step up to Red Alert."
"Are you absolutely sure sir? It does mean changing the light bulb..." Kryten and Rimmer, Red Dwarf

"Legends don't give zip-codes." LaCroix, Forever Knight

"You're as kooky as the rest of these freaks! I'm stopping this right now!" Daggett, Angry Beavers

"What flavour am I?"
"Lobotomy Crunch." Charlie and Richard, Caroline in the City

"Does this elevator go straight to hell or do I change in the lobby?" Richard, Caroline in the City

"Jody, Jody, Jody. You get the keys to my heart and the liquor cabinet." Kermit, Kung Fu: The Legend Continues (So I only like this quote cos my name is mentioned, but hey! I'm human...)

"STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL!" Crow T. Robot

"Wait... They're dubbing English into English!" Tom Servo

"We will be with you in your dreams..." Sleepwalkers

"A Chicken Soup IV!?" Peter, Burkes Law

"Sodium... won't you?" Mike Nelson

"It's all over the frontpage, you give me road rage, racing through the best days..." Road Rage, Catatonia

"Asking is just polite demanding!" Max Headroom

"Unless we want to give ourselves a really bad reputation, I just think we should avoid shooting the first people we meet on a new planet." Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1