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Top Ten Reasons Ros and Beckett Belong Together...

10. He's broke. She's rich. 'nough said?
9. She works for him :)
8. From what we're seen of season 3, he practically lives at her house already.
7. It's either that or Ed and Ros
6. Or Jan and Beckett
5. If they hit it off, she may use his first name once in a while...
4. ...or use his secret 'Hive' contacts to find out what Ed's second name is
3. We don't like Channing. We like Beckett.
2. Everytime he's in trouble she has to save him
1. They just look 'cute' together

Top Ten Signs Beckett is Probably not entirely stable

10. Notice how Ros's close male friends are never seen, dead or injured?
It's not her fault.
9. Named after 2 sci-fi characters, Sam and Maggie, (so, she was named after
the show started :) but anyway...) and both of them are now condemned to the
void... scared that he's gonna end up the same way.
8. How come everytime he escorts some really important person, something
really bad happens to them?
7. Come on! Haven't you ever seen an American movie? The British Guy is
always the Psychopathic one!
6. He works for Jan.
5. "Oh so you're the president of the something or other empire, and you
have 50,000 members of the someplace army after you. And they have biological
and nuclear weapons that can wipe out half of Manchester? Got it. Of
course us 3 (okay.. 5 now!) will protect you! No problem!"
4. Escaped from a top secret agency and is in no fear for his life... hasn't
he ever seen The X-Files or Men In Black??? You just don't walk away!!!!
3. Isn't afraid to cross Ros when she's having a bad day
2. Watches Teletubbies (ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!)
1. Nice Ties Beckett!

Top Five explanations for Ros' Disappearance

5. "Beer drinking, chess playing fairies with attitude." Nick from Poltergeist: The Legacy
4. Sale at PC World she couldn't miss.
3. Dropped the picture, cut her hand on the glass, and went to get a bandage.
2. Channing arrived, and she needed to get some more Champagne
1. She burnt the dinner. Went out for Pizza.