Do you like knockwursts?: only if they contain the originals of the paintings
Comments:
I love your site!!! I can't read the 'about me' bit though, the pink on white is a little tricky. The entry for Helga on the 'Queer' page may be dubious, but I'd like to think you're right!
Holly Mellors - 03/15/00 12:11:49
My Email:hjm98a1@stu.chihe.ac.uk
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: League of Gentlemen
Comments:
Emma Peel (honestly) - 02/09/00 23:02:39
My Email:strudla_s_makom@yahoo.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no, not really
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: well i hope so cause I easely lose the thread of this tapistery of intrigue...
If so, where?: in my knockworst of course, where else?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'allo, 'allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: helga gleerhardt (i want to see what is leniency cause I'm too lazy to look for my dictionary)...no, actually it's herr Flick and C
abtroo
Do you like knockwursts?: oh yes, especially ones containing the pictures stollen from ze chateau
Comments:
vat a lovely page
i'll racommund it to my froonds!
luve
Emma
J. Canuck - 02/07/00 02:58:26
My Email:kijo@skynet.ca
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: caferene.com
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I've heard rumours
If so, where?: probably in a chicken coop, underneath a hungry airman
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo, Thin Blue Line
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Crabtree, Rene, Hans
Do you like knockwursts?: if properly aged in a cellar
Comments:
I love the show, but don't get to see it very often in Canada. I still haven't seen every series, and expect I won't be fulfilled until I do.
"My bum is on a thistle!"
- 02/01/00 20:12:36
My URL:http://lynfordhallhotel.co.uk
Comments:
Sorry Incorrect Website
Sammy - 02/01/00 20:08:32
My URL:http://www.lynfordhallhotel.com.uk
My Email:Sammy@Lynfordhall.freeserve.co.uk
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: NO
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: No
Comments:
I am fortunate enough to work at Lynford Hall where a lot of British comedies were filmed Allo Allo being on of the greatest sitcoms, we had at Lynford until recently some of the original set and also pictures taken during the filming if we can generate e
ough interest Lynford now a being converted to a Four star hotel will be able to offer Allo Allo themes or people can book a room at the hotel and hear from the member of staff who was there throughout the filming we look forward to welcoming you all.
James Staring - 01/22/00 17:49:34
My Email:j.starling@virgin.net
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: I could tell you but would have to kill you after
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: MiMi
Do you like knockwursts?: No
Comments:
Does anyone know is The BBC have any plans to release the whole 9 series on DVD at any time?
Dora Jean - 01/19/00 07:02:52
My Email:drsnyder_31@hotmail.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: not sure...hmmm?..
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no...
Do you like knockwursts?: just hot dogs 'n homemade italian sausages
Comments:
Hi..guess I'm not very Brit..although I love the Beatles, Princess Diana, and wedgewood china. I have a couple of eucalyptus trees in my yard, and live in Phoenix, AZ, with my 2 kids and husband, and 3 cocker spaniels. love those disneydolls!!
Zoe Handley - 01/18/00 19:44:08
My Email:zhandley@folada.globalnet.co.uk
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yeah
If so, where?: eh Iv'e got it under my bed in my house. Herr Flick is coming round in one hour to claim it Personally!!
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo' allo'
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Herr Flick
Do you like knockwursts?: Yes, especially Herr Flick, the Richard Gibson version
Comments:
I love Herr Flick and his long black leather coat and gloves he's soooo sexy and cold and mysterious.
I like Richard Gibson though not David Janson..the first Herr Flick.
and Helga is soooo lucky
Madelyn - 12/23/99 21:39:20
My URL:http://members.aol.com/maddy28/home/frontpage.htm
My Email:maddy28@aol.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo page
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I have my suspicions.
If so, where?: Down the pants of anyone in Nouvion seems a safe bet. Now, who's first to be searched? Oh, Lieutenant...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Anything by David Croft: AA, Are You Being Served, yadda, yadda, yadda...
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Hubert Gruber!!!
Do you like knockwursts?: Only if I know where they've been.
Comments:
My, my - fabulous page :D Updates, woman, updates! Oh, and it makes me proud to say that I got to see the stage show a couple years ago with most of the original cast and LOVED it.
barb - 11/05/99 03:51:06
My Email:oldbitch@execulink.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: London Calling
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes
If so, where?: with Rene and Yvette as they elope
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'allo, 'allo, Are You Being Served? Waiting for God, Last of the Summer Wine, etal.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Crabtree, Herr Flick (before plastic surgery!), Alphonse the undertaker, etc..
Do you like knockwursts?: depends on who and where they have been with.
Comments:
Loved the site.Have taped quite a few episodes and good thing too as we currently aren't getting it here.Am missing some episodes, though so have not got a full set.would say more but am possed as a newt!
ian - 08/28/99 05:01:59
My Email:redbaron56@hotmail.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: london calling
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: bottom
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: rene
Do you like knockwursts?: ve ask the questions
Comments:
her flick wants my sausage!!!!!!!!
It is I, Joanna - 08/05/99 17:03:49
My Email:asiaz@pallotti.ecclesia.org.pl
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Michelle and Crabtree
Do you like knockwursts?: I love it!!!
Comments:
Listen very carefully, I will say this only once!
Great page about great sitcom!
Over and out
Kate (hereafter known as the Duchess) - 07/20/99 02:55:19
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/EnchantedForest/Meadow/1136
My Email:ruby_jesse@hotmail.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo page
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Uh-huh
If so, where?: In a treehouse in a tiny American town... care for a map?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Michelle, although I find Mimi funny also
Do you like knockwursts?: Nope, somehow I just can't look at one without laughing...
Comments:
Okay, just wanted to clear something up... while reading other entries, I realized that there was another Kate here... had no intention of having the same name so am changing it (not legally...) so from her on in I will be known as Duchess Kate, or D Kate
if that becomes too much of a mouthful...
Kate - 07/20/99 02:43:41
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/EnchantedForest/Meadow/1136
My Email:ruby_jesse@hotmail.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Yep, the 'Allo 'Allo page
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Nope; once I guess, it moves!
If so, where?: ---
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Michelle Dubois (of the Resistance)
Do you like knockwursts?: Never developed a taste for them, you never know what's inside
Comments:
Great page, lots of choice information. I particularly enjoyed the "Something Queer" page. Hmmm, I also have a few friends who fall under that category... and one of them actually announced it!
All in fun, Kate
Andy - 07/08/99 20:16:51
My Email:amckinney@kih.net
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I weel say zis ernly once...NO!
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Whose Line Is It Anyway
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Helga is the sexiest, but I like Agent Crabtree
Do you like knockwursts?: not much on sausages unless they contain paintings
Comments:
Great site. How about a LARGE, uncropped JPEG of that Allo artwork on the main page that came from the software box?
I'm DESPARATELY looking for someone who CURRENTLY gets Allo, Allo on PBS and would be interested in video trading. I have some early episodes but the BBC stopped airing the series. NTSC or PAL welcome. amckinney@kih.net
andie - 06/06/99 04:57:26
My Email:finabin@hotmail.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: tie allo allo n are you being served
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: officer crabtree
Comments:
Aubry - 05/29/99 15:39:34
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Cafe Rene brought me here
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: why yes, of corse i do!
If so, where?: i will only talk if herr flick interrogates me....
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: i like rene, of corse, and louise and helga and herr flick!!!!!
Do you like knockwursts?: only if prepered by a certain french cafe owner....
Comments:
I love your site. It is one of, if not THE best 'Allo 'Allo site ever! 'Allo 'Allo is a great britcom!!!!!!! Keep up the good work!
Wayne Norris - 05/27/99 19:47:44
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: I waz jist pissing the door
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: I will only talk if tortured by Helga
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo Allo you stupid woman
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, who is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Helga and Yvette
Do you like knockwursts?: Prefer a nice British Banger
Comments:
Along with Dad's Army, British sitcom at it's best. Repeats are never boring.
Katie Adams - 05/15/99 21:07:54
My Email:cliveadams@bigpond.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Allo Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: If I new what a "teh" was.
OK, OK, I get the picture - but I've finally figured out how to change the guestbook questions, so these annoying typos should be a thing of the past.
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: I'm an 11 year old Ozzie What on earth is a lewed ?
If you're only fourteen, darling, and don't know, perhaps I'm the wrong person to introduce you to the concept..
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Lt. Gruber
Do you like knockwursts?: Bloody oath mate too rite (thats Aussie slang for yes)
Being Antipodean myself, I can understand you perfectly, but thank you for translating for all those foreigners out there. (And it's nice t
see more Aussie fans out there.)
Comments:
This is a great web site and i adimire your knowledge of the Internet.
I only found allo allo when we moved to brussles but me being not much of a 90's girl I couldent keep of the internet so I'm glad i found this site .
Keep up ze goot vork
from Katie
Maverick Hunter J - 05/14/99 06:43:57
My Email:??
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Yes
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Maybe...
I seem to be getting nothing but prevarication in these interviews. Perhaps it is time I used more, ah, intense methods to get some answers...
If so, where?: Anyone else been to Cafe Rene? They have an awful lot of knockwursts....
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo Allo, of course
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick, Von Smallhousen, and Helga are my three favorites)
Ah, then, it was from the Gestapo you learned how to resist interrogation...
Do you like knockwursts?: I'm a vegetarien, but love the running gags that the knockwursts were used for...
Comments:
This is great site! Ever since our local TV stopped airing Allo Allo, I wondered what might be on the Internet. Love the sections, but I really doubt that Michelle was...Well, she was often sneaking off with Crabtree, who knows what they were really up to
...)
Quite a bit, actually - if I could find the episode reference- But I still stand by my theory.
Maria - 05/12/99 10:29:53
My Email:I dont´t have yet
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo, 'Allo
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Oh yes!
If so, where?: Rene & Yvette ran away with it. (Pity, I hoped that Gestapo would have had it))
Agreed. It wopuld have made such a lovely wedding gift for the equally lovely Helga. As it was, she was forced to settle for
one, uh, of the Fallen Madonna's most noticable features.
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo, 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Herr Flick and von Smalhausen
Do you like knockwursts?: Sorry, I´m a vegetarian
Comments:
Why don´t you make a movie about 'Allo, 'Allo?
This web-site is great! Just put here colour pictures of Herr Flick and von Smallhausen!)
I;d love to - but unless someone volunteers some screen captures (hint, hint) I could only do this by nicking them off another site - some
hing I'd really prefer not to do.
Antti - 05/09/99 16:34:27
Comments:
DJ - 04/30/99 00:14:05
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/area51/comet/8860
My Email:djx16@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: British Comedy on American TV page)
Ooh. Didn't even know I was listed there.
DO you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: you mean the one with the big boobies)
There is a less endowed one?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Red Dwarf and Only Fools and Horses and many more
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Rene
Do you like knockwursts?: probably)
There are no half-way opinions on knockwursts, my dear.
Comments:
I have only seen to episodes of 'Allo 'Allo and I think this show is great. Great site and keep up the good work. I have the 'Allo 'Allo theme in wav format if you want it email me.
Krazy Kat - 04/23/99 17:22:35
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: maybe
If so, where?: Down Herr Flick's Gestapo boots
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Red Dwarf and Allo Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Crabtree, with Flick a close second
Do you like knockwursts?: no
Comments:
We at the Nitpicker's Guild have a discussion up for Allo Allo. Go to http://www.nitcentral.com/discus and scroll down to the proper link. We also have discussions for Red Dwarf and Dr. Who.)
Now, all we need is someone to nitpi
k for you... I'll place a link on my links page and hope.
andy - 04/11/99 00:28:12
My Email:CAMP@thecres.swinternet.co.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: allo allo
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: bottom
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: yvette)
Probably Rene's favourite as well...
Do you like knockwursts?: yes
Comments:
some nice clear pictures
Penny - 04/05/99 22:13:09
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Wellesley/5204/
My Email:pennypoly@oocities.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: No.
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes.
If so, where?: I mean No.)
Ah. Someone obviously well trained in staying cool under interrogation, here. I may need some outside help...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Dr. Who, those filthmongers.)
I'm glad someone else realised what a moral danger this depraved show represents.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Herr Flick, mais oui, achtung!
Do you like knockwursts?: Only if served on a bed of wet celery.
Comments:
I found your site while reading through the Lysator archives. Assumed any ardent admirer of Blake's 7 *and* 'Allo 'Allo *had* to be worth looking up. And of course I was right.)
Of course. Ah, those good old days on Lysator, di
cussing Soolin's hair as my own singed...
helena lameiro - 04/05/99 16:49:28
My Email:mhlam77@hotmail.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: yep!)
All right, obviously this isn't clearly stated as an either/or choice
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: on the knockwurst
If so, where?: i've already answered before)
No backchat, if you please!
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: allo allo,
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Rrrrrrrené !!!!!!!
Do you like knockwursts?: very much
Comments:
i´m an exhausted fan of this sitcom...here in Portugal...i stay awake till 1 h a.m. every saturday...and i even cancel some partys for watching it !!!)
You're lucky to have it - although I am, I think, only missing the Christm
s specials. If I ever finish my programme guide, I'll find out.
Brad ports - 03/20/99 12:10:37
My Email:aiap@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: both
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: wish I did
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: allo, allo of course
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Heir Flick
Do you like knockwursts?: yes
Comments:
GREAT SITES, GREAT JOB, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED IN THE GREAT CAFE UPSTAIRS
By which waitress? Or do I get to take Otto Flick up - oh, sorry, I see what you mean by upstairs. Forget I ever said anything.<
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Just wish we could get alllo allo videos in the states, can't sem to find them. If you can help, it would be just ripper.)
Unfortunately, they also seem AWOL here in Australia. We former British colonies get no considereation,
it seems.
Colette - 03/02/99 23:59:59
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo (via Cafe Rene)
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Of corse I do, you stupid woman!
For your own safety, I will pretend I didn't hear that.
If so, where?: With Yvette and Rene, in the back of Helga and Gruber's car as they elope...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: I like 'Allo 'Allo, AbFab, Blackadder, The Brittas Empire, Faith in the Future, so on and so forth
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Maria! Pitty how she mailed herself of to Switzerland, though... :(
I missed sweet little Maria, too.
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I also like the British airmen, Cairstairs and Fairfax.
Do you like knockwursts?: No, I'm always afraid to eat them in case a painting is in it!
Comments:
This place is brilliant! Another job well done, Ophelia Frump! (Frump...You sound like you could acually be a character on the show!) I really like the pages about how to prepare knockwursts and who's possibly gay on 'Allo 'Allo, like Michelle and Hans. I
thought they were too! I mean how could Michelle possibly resist Rene's charm if she weren't!)
SEE? And people dare to doubt my judgement!
Helen Ingram - 02/25/99 11:47:28
My Email:98ingramh@acle.norfolk.sch.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: No
If so, where?: ----------
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Rene
Do you like knockwursts?: Yes
Comments:
It is really good and ever so funny.)
Thank you, my de- oh. you meant the site. Sorry.
Shelia - 02/23/99 13:00:35
My Email:Mewmew14@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Of corse.
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: No, but i'd like to.....hehe.....
If so, where?: I imagine it would be somewhere inside the Cafe Rene. Or at least somewhere in Neuvion.
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo, of corse.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Well, besides Rene, my favourite character would have to be Michelle of the Resistance, because she is just SO cool. She's also o
e of the only women not to be wooed by Rene. (Well, sort of.) I also like Lt. Gruber because I think his crush on Rene is cute.
As is he...
Do you like knockwursts?: As long as they're not stuffed down my pants.)
They're far better down someone else's, I admit.
Comments:
Listen vert carefully, I shall say this only once! I am a big 'Allo 'Allo fan, so this place is perfct for me. It is just the funniest show. Too bad my local station 'ad to take it of the air, but I have most of the episodes on tape anyway. By the way, do
s anyone know the words to the theme song? I know a few bits and pieces that I learned from the show, but not all of it. If you do, please e-mail me and tell me! You know my address. It's right up top 'ere.
Madhur Tiwary - 02/17/99 16:35:29
My Email:madhur_tiawary@yahoo.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no, but I'd like to
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: his one. Allo, Allo, you stupid woman)
Another one! Time for some -inhales deeply- discipline!
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Rene
Do you like knockwursts?: Large ones
Comments:
Carina McDonagh - 02/10/99 11:37:07
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: London Calling pages
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: A secret location known only to me)
Ah. A candidate for further interrogation. Von Smallhausen, the corkscrew!
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Rene
Do you like knockwursts?: No you never know what's in 'em
Comments:
Lison very carefully I will say ziz only wonce:
Allo Allo is the best lewd britcom there is please please please bring it back.
Berit - 02/06/99 20:48:06
My Email:berit.ellingsen@rasmus.uib.no
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: The 'Allo 'Allo pages
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes
If so, where?: In the knockwurst hanging in the cafe's store room
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Blackadder, 'Allo 'Allo, Red Dwarf
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Helga, lt. Gruber, Herr Flick)
The Cute German Hat Trick!
Do you like knockwursts?: Yes, of course, I'm German
Comments:
Loved your site, especially the Helga quotes.
She is way cool. Your description of her is down to the embroidered silk swastikas on her undergarment ! :D
Hope to see more descriptions soon.
Who is Cpt. Hans "Lt. Gruber is handsome, is he not" ???
Teh Colonel's nephew and protege Captain Geering, otherwise known as dear little Hans. He and that Eytie are next on my character descriptions list, I promise.
Zoya - 02/02/99 09:13:12
My Email:zomarj@EUnet.yu
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo,'Allo
DO you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Sure
If so, where?: On my wall)
Really. Now that *is* interesting. Sit here a moment and I'll make you a nice cup of tea and we'll chat a bit more. Damn, where *are* my thumbscrews?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Well...Hard to make up my mind
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: The British chap who thinks he knows to speak French
Do you like knockwursts?: Depends
Comments:
I don't know whether i'm just imaginig things or what , but there are some relativly new Britcoms i don't like at all.Though i admire 'Allo,'Allo,Blackadder,and other older ones , i find AbFab and Thin Blue Line overexaggerated and not insane at all.Oh,Go
will i shut up?
Becca - 01/21/99 19:52:23
My Email:98017562@student.darlington.ac.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: London Calling
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Oh no!!! I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!
=INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER HERE=
If so, where?: In my knockworst sausage...you'll never find it!
I wonder if I'm prepared to look?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: Helga!!!!
Sorry, only people who *don't* conceal valuable paintings can try *that* trick.
Do you like knockwursts?: Only the vegetarian alternative....they have them in the shops and they are LOVELY!
Comments:
I LOVE 'Allo 'Allo and my fav character is Helga!
I signed before but i've changed my e-mail since then.
Can someone please tell me if i can join any 'Allo 'Allo lists? Are there any up and going right now?
I LOVE British comedy.
I'd love to hear from ANYONE who likes 'Allo 'Allo just to talk about it.
Thanks
Becca
I think HELGA RULES!!!!!
Becca - 01/21/99 19:51:29
My Email:98017562@student.darlington.ac.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: London Calling
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Oh no!!! I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!
If so, where?: In my knockworst sausage...you'll never find it!
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Helga!!!!
Do you like knockwursts?: Only the vegetarian alternative....they have them in the shops and they are LOVELY!
Comments:
I LOVE 'Allo 'Allo and my fav character is Helga!
I signed before but i've changed my e-mail since then.
Can someone please tell me if i can join any 'Allo 'Allo lists? Are there any up and going right now?
I LOVE British comedy.
I'd love to hear from ANYONE who likes 'Allo 'Allo just to talk about it.
Thanks
Becca
Val - 01/21/99 00:36:10
My Email:vhende@england.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Yep
DO you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Perhaps
Oh deatr. My training didn't cover sneaky answers like that!
If so, where?: Ahhh...ze secret will remain as such...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Are You Being Served?
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leniency.: It's been years...
Do you like knockwursts?: Uhhh, no.
Comments:
More More More!
Angie - 01/17/99 23:32:34
My URL:I'm working on it.
My Email:swing_kid21@hotmail.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no, thru Cafe Rene
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Of course I do
If so, where?: Maybe if you help me hide it from General von Klinkerhoffen, we can split the profits after the war!
=purrs= Now, *that's* the kind of answer I like to hear...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: AA, followed by AYBS
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: HERR FLICK!! (Helga is so lucky...)
Do you like knockwursts?: I'm scared to eat one, in case the painting is inside
Comments:
Great page in honor of the greatest show on television! But unfortunatley no one that I know personally has ever heard of it! :-( So any fans of the show are welcome to e-mail me, especially if you like Herr Flick (Kate, I read your entry!)
Anna - 01/08/99 23:29:48
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I think so...
If so, where?: ...I'm not sure
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Gruber & Crabtree
Do you like knockwursts?: I don't know
Comments:
The best comedy ever!!!!!!!!
Graham Higson - 01/03/99 18:42:20
My URL:http://cw.orangenet.co.uk/~ghigson
My Email:ghigson@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Lost track of it.
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: This one.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Every one is brilliant.
Do you like knockwursts?: Er, no.
Comments:
Before becoming an actor, Gordon Kaye worked at a place just a couple of miles down the road in Greetland, Halifax. I bet he's glad he left. We saw him in person Christmas 1985 in Halifax. Now I wish we'd gone to see the stage production. Any chance of it
being re-hashed?
Henk Hofman - 12/19/98 20:12:51
My Email:henk.hofman@wxs.nl
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: a bunker in Berlin
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: blackadder
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Michelle
Do you like knockwursts?: yes
Comments:
Jim Waldecki - 12/16/98 21:49:10
My Email:akpinc@ohio.net
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: knockwurst
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'allo 'allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick
Do you like knockwursts?: yes
Comments:
The best show on television.
Great cast and great running story line
Liz Nielsen - 12/10/98 18:56:29
My Email:caferene4@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes
If so, where?: I'm not telling. I'm going to sell it after the war.
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Rene Artois
Do you like knockwursts?: Only if there are paintings in them.
Comments:
Lovely AA site. If I ever manage to get an official 'Allo 'Allo fan club going, would you be interested? I can keep you posted on developments if you like.
-rene-
Becca - 11/30/98 18:53:48
My URL:http://none
My Email:rebecca.renton@thisisthenortheast.co.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Yep
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I might do....
If so, where?: like i'm going to tell....
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Guess!
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Good cause she'd my FAV! Helga rules!
Do you like knockwursts?: I'm Vegetarian , but i like the vegetarian version!
Comments:
Love Allo Allo.
My Fav character has to be Helga! She's just so cool!
I've loved the show for what seem's forever!
I'd love to hear from anyone , cause i really would like to talk away to some Allo Allo fans.
Is there an e-mail group i can join?
Can i join seeing as how i'm only 15? well nearly 16.
Does Allo Allo have any conventions?
I'd love to hear of one some day!
Hope to hear from someone soon!
Becca
Becca - 11/30/98 18:52:43
My URL:http://none
My Email:rebecca.renton@thisisthenortheast.co.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Yep
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I might do....
If so, where?: like i'm going to tell....
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Guess!
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Good cause she'd my FAV! Helga rules!
Do you like knockwursts?: I'm Vegetarian , but i like the vegetarian version!
Comments:
Love Allo Allo.
My Fav character has to be Helga! She's just so cool!
I've loved the show for what seem's forever!
I'd love to hear from anyone , cause i really would like to talk away to some Allo Allo fans.
Is there an e-mail group i can join?
Can i join seeing as how i'm only 15? well nearly 16.
Does Allo Allo have any conventions?
I'd love to hear of one some day!
Hope to hear from someone soon!
Becca
Kimberly Rae - 11/25/98 18:04:30
My Email:Allmime@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo (Via Cafe Rene)
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I shall tell you nothing!
If so, where?: I am sworn to...:::whump:::
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: What else?! :^)
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick (the devious rascal!)
Do you like knockwursts?: Kein comment
Comments:
Listen very carefully, I shall type this only once: Thank you, Madame, for your fine tribute to the best, most brilliant, most supremely perfect TV show ever created!
"He fell out of a Gestapo car, under a bridge, onto the railway line and was run over by the Berlin Express. It was an accident."
Kate (again!) - 11/24/98 12:54:38
My Email:95kkm@swgs.wilts.sch.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick!
Do you like knockwursts?: depends where they are being hidden!
Comments:
This is such a good page and such a fantastic show that I couldn't resist writing in your guestbook twice! Herr Flick is great, because he makes me swoon as well as laugh. Are there any other Herr Flick fans out there? please e - mail me!!! I love all the
Knockwurst episodes - they are the best.
Kate - 11/24/98 12:44:30
My Email:95kkm@swgs.wilts.sch.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick (what a babe)
Do you like knockwursts?: yes
Comments:
Great Show. Herr Flick is gorgeous and this is a cool page. Include more pics of Herr Flick
Rita & David - 11/21/98 18:14:40
My Email:david@gtae2.ist.utl.pt
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: yes
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: we think so....
If so, where?: Rene's cellar?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Rene
Do you like knockwursts?: we don't know yet!!!!
Comments:
One of the good things about "Allo Allo" is that when we went to school the day after we saw it on TV, everybody was talking about it. It is irresistible!!
jena - 11/15/98 02:39:20
My Email:mbchase@channel1.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: thestatue ofrene
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: areyou being served
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: gruber!
Do you like knockwursts?: no
Comments:
i just saw the last episode,and without spoiling everything,i was shocked,i couldn't believe whathappened,but i always thought itwould be coolif it did,i didn't think it would!
Gruber is my fav i think he's wonderful.
cynthia Lay - 11/12/98 22:47:44
My Email:Cynlay@gate.net
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: allo allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I wish I did
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick
Do you like knockwursts?: of course
Comments:
I tried three times to sign your guest book. I think this time I made it. It is great that you have sucha web page. I will look at it often and add any comments I can. I do love the show. I think Flick should have a web page of his own. He is so funny
...of course all of the characters are funny, and I guess REne is the best when you come right down to a zany charachter. Keep up the good work...hope more and more fans join in and support this page.
Cynthia Lay - 11/12/98 22:42:25
My Email:Cynlay@gate.net
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Allo Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I wish I did
Comments:
Cynthia Lay - 11/12/98 22:41:03
My URL:http://www.
My Email:Cynlay@gate.net
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I wish I did!!!!!!!!
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: I think I'm practically the only one who will say Herr Flick.....just looking at him cracks me up.... and when he starts limping
round in his pompous manner....or embracing Helga, I can't stop laughing. What a charachter
Comments:
martin bester - 11/08/98 12:28:23
My Email:martro@kingsley.co.za
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: young ones
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Crabtree
Do you like knockwursts?: javol
Comments:
I have been waiting for a site like this. It shows enormous potential. Being in South Africa, we were shut off from many of the classic comedies of our time, and therefore any information regarding this art form, is to me, invaluable. More of the follo
ing please:
Young Ones
Only fools & horses
Hancock's Half Hour
Carry On's
Brittas
etc
Thanks
Martin Bester
Cronokyle - 10/31/98 02:37:57
My URL:http://members.aol.com/Cronokyle
My Email:Cronokyle@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: No, through Alta-Vista.
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes. (If you mean the show, that is. :D )
If so, where?: In Rene and Yvette's possesion, in Lt. Gruber's car, riding off in the susnset... (Or at least that's what happened in the last episode. ^_^ )
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo is my second favorite, but Are you Being Served comes in First. (With The Brittas Empire in a late third.)
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: You know... I never thought of it before... :D
Do you like knockwursts?: Only big ones... (I couldn't resist. :D )
Comments:
Wow! This is great... There need to be more Web sites for British Comedies... ^_^
Crabtree: "I was pissing by your Cefe..."
Rene: "Pissing?"
Yvette: "I think he means 'Passing'"
Rene: "Ahh..."
R. Daryl Xager - 10/07/98 16:40:43
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Ja!
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: I have a few leads of my own. I'm hot on its trail as well!
If so, where?: If I told you, would you give me a jam roly-poly?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: AA, of course!
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: You know I like Gruber, but Helga is a Teutonic dish!
Do you like knockwursts?: Excellent camouflage for long stuff!
Comments:
The R. can be quite tricky, eh? I gotta. It is how I survive in this sector of the galaxy!
Mark Thompson - 10/03/98 06:01:11
My URL:http://www.coldcut.com/video/aa
My Email:thompson@coldcut.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yep.
If so, where?: I understand Bill Gates purchased it sometime around 1989.
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Lewd? Lewd?!? Oh, lewd. Gotta be AA.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Crabtree. I'm a sucker for bad French.
Do you like knockwursts?: Unfortunately, no. :-(
Comments:
Fabulous site! Hope you don't mind I've added a link to it on Cafe Rene's links page. You've got a great angle on the show here, and I'm so happy to see someone as creative as you doing such neat stuff.
Keep up the good work - and keep on adding stuff! This is cool! :-)
Asterisk - 09/28/98 04:46:22
My Email:ampage@oocities.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Sure do.
If so, where?: Pick a knockwurst, any knockwurst...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo, of course.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Crabtree, Mimi, Gruber
Do you like knockwursts?: On occaision.
Comments:
Here's an idea: 'Allo 'Allo - The Movie!
TDYER - 09/27/98 04:19:15
My Email:TDYER@BLOMAND.NET
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: LONDON CALLING
DO you know where teh Fallen Madonna is currently located?: LOST TRACK
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: RED DWARF
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: HELGA & FRENCH OFFICER
Do you like knockwursts?: NO IDEA
Comments:
Glad to see I can get a quick fix of Britcoms thruogh the week. Local PBS station not carring my most favorites. Please, continue to supply. Thanks!
Norm - 09/22/98 00:25:52
My Email:norm1971@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: hmmmm....not really
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo, of course
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Lt. Gruber
Do you like knockwursts?: yup
Comments:
Cool site you have here! Well put together with lots of info. I'll be checking back often. I hope your'e feeling better and good luck with your studies at university.
Being nice doesn't work with the Gestapo, you know. No, really...
R. Daryl Xager - 09/01/98 15:45:36
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Ja!
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Maybe. But maybe not!
Playing tricky games, are we? Well, we in the Gestapo are subtle - we know your slippery ways. Keep it up and there will be no jam roly-poly for dessert.
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: "Allo Allo!"
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Lt. Gruber-- Hey I like them all quite well!
Do you like knockwursts?: They are great for hiding stuff!
Comments:
Smashingly hilarious site! The drag and queer sections are dead cool! Bang on, finish the site!
- 08/10/98 10:56:36
Comments:
Buck Gilbert - 08/08/98 01:44:20
My URL:http://www.integrityonline7.com/buck/index.htm
My Email:godsbuck@integrityonline7.com
Comments:
Laura Kernan - 08/08/98 01:36:31
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: London Calling
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes
If so, where?: Down Rene's pants
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo, Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Lt. Gruber and Herr Flik
Do you like knockwursts?: I've never tied it...
Comments:
I really liked your website...Have you been on
Cafe Rene website? Theirs is nice as well. It's an excellent site - from memory, the address is www.coldcut.com. I'm
going to make a website for Allo, Allo: dealing
with how the British Airmen view things and I
was wondering if you would like me to put you
as a link so that others can also tap into your
website.
I'd love you too, and vice versa. And your webiste sounds like it's going to be great. Unfortunately, you didn't leave an email address, so you'll only see this if you check back here.
P.S. Are you studing to be a Geographer (cultural), I was just wondering...since that is the
profession I major in while in college. I'm studying Cultural Studies, which is kind of close, to be a... Whatever you study Cultural Studies to become. Maybe a trip to the careers adviser is in order, actually...
to am 22
years of age. I hope you are feeling better soon!
Bill Tweed - 07/18/98 18:44:49
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: yes
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: in the knowl
Ah! You think you can fool me by being enigmatic! Where's my bright lamp?
Comments:
q color="darkpink> And i can't find my codebook. Damn!
Orli Grobler - 07/10/98 08:07:04
My Email:orli_g_@netvision.net.il
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: YES
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Not sure.
If so, where?: Rene's Trouseres or in the fire place or in the baked potatoe ;-) Why does everyone want me to go poking around in Rene's trousers?!
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Where can I start.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: The British Cop and Herr Flick
Do you like knockwursts?: :-( I never tried it
Comments:
Hi, thanks for the infomotive page, with so many of my favorite shows.
Orli
chuck - 07/08/98 23:00:55
My Email:charleshaley99@hotmail.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: allo allo
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: ask mr. humphries...he's free
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: are you being served and allo allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: private helga gleerhardt
Do you like knockwursts?: only with big boobies
Comments:
who else besides Gorden Kaye (Rene) has been on AYBS as well as Allo Allo? I never was any good at trivial pursuit.
Nathaniel - 07/04/98 07:05:26
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Through your .sig, naturally
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Only for a price... How about your life and liberty?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo. Definitely.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick (we go back a long way together) Lucky, Lucky thing...
Do you like knockwursts?: Probably.
Comments:
Brilliant site, Ophelia. How about a French-English phrasebook, courtesy of Crabtree?
Herr Net - 06/09/98 22:23:03
My Email:abridgman@compuserve.com
Did you reach this through the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: only one booby
If so, where?: Helga's got it.
Thought she had t - no, I won't say it.
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Glierhardt may gain leninecy.: Lieut Gruber
Do you like knockwursts?: Yes
Comments:
Where can I get the aftershave "lily of the valley
with a hint of diesel" and is it true that
Bouncing Bombers take it up the Ruhr?
Considering the amount of time Hubert and Clarence spend jammed up together in Hubert Junior, you'd be lucky to get hold of any of that famed perfume. Helga's taken to dabbing a little disinfectant behind her ears to replicate
the scent. As for your second question... Probably.
Zoltan Szomoru - 06/05/98 15:32:35
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/athens/aegean/9703
My Email:zoltans@pslgroup.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: Yes
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes
If so, where?: On my bedroom wall (Ha, Ha)
Expect a call very shortly...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo, Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Why Helga Ofcorse!
Very good. But you still can't keep the painting.
Do you like knockwursts?: sometimes
Comments:
Lee Cahn - 06/05/98 09:21:04
My Email:leecahn8x10@hotmail.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: L.C.
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: No
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: AYBS?
Comments:
Are You Being Served? FOREVER!
minki-kitti - 06/01/98 23:03:09
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TelevisionCity/Set/7441/aybs.html
My Email:minki-kitti@iname.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: neither, just got lucky
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: kind of...
If so, where?: last I heard, it was in a sausage
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Are You Being Served/'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Glierhardt may gain leninecy.: Rene
Do you like knockwursts?: no
Comments:
I like the lewd Britcom idea...
Elsa - 05/31/98 16:07:50
My Email:eclarke@hello.net.au
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: You gave me the addy, sweetie.
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: No. What do you mean, thumbscrews? OK, yes!
If so, where?: IN a knockwurst, stuffed down Lt. Gruber's pants. I dare you to get them out!
Mistress Ophelia would *love* the chance...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Absolutely Fabulous (sorry)
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Glierhardt may gain leninecy.: You, Herr Flick.
Do you like knockwursts?: Mmm. Depends in whose pants they've recently been stuffed...
Comments:
Good job on the page, Ophelia. Good luck with the programme guides - and I think you should have a drag index.
Crista Swan - 05/26/98 01:30:26
My Email:tiss_tole@hotmail.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: neither, search!
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: no
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Are You Being Served?
Do you like knockwursts?: no
Comments:
THis page is cool!!
Toni Carlini AKA Harley Quinn - 05/24/98 15:19:43
My URL:http://members.aol.com/GottaluvMH/mark.html
My Email:GottaluvMH@aol.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: 'Allo 'Allo
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes
If so, where?: Right now, in the episode track I'm watching it's in Mimi's baby carriage. The two forgeries, (one of the Fallen Madonna, the other of the Cracked Vase) however, are down Gruber's pants! (put there by Rene, mind you...hehe)
Full Marks there, I think...
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo 'Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Glierhardt may gain leninecy.: Lt. Hubert Gruber (my sweetie)
Do you like knockwursts?: Yes
Comments:
I love 'Allo 'Allo. Awesome page. I encourage you to keep this page updated. 'Allo 'Allo kicks butt! I love Lt. Gruber, 2nd fave character: Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo. I'd love to hear from other 'Allo 'Allo fans. E
mail me to talk!
Ste - 04/24/98 10:49:05
My URL:http://www.megastar.co.uk
My Email:sp01925@liv.ac.uk
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: no
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: In the gateau from the chateau
If so, where?: No
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo Allo
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Glierhardt may gain leninecy.: Helga
Excellent. People are getting the hang of this obedience thing quite quickly, and I still have several high-watt light bulbs left.
Do you like knockwursts?: Nein
Comments:
Great idea for a site. Just please hurry up and finish it. Brilliance cannnot be hurried...
Heather - 04/20/98 19:23:00
My URL:http://I.wish.com
My Email:Heather.Smith@btinternet.com
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: London Calling
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: Yes
If so, where?: I'm afraid that information comes at a high price....
Hmm. How does not being shot take you?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: Allo Allo (or possibly Red Dwarf)
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Glierhardt may gain leninecy.: Gruber! (If not then Helga of course)
Of course.
Do you like knockwursts?: Ummm, fried or roasted?
Comments:
Keep up the good work lass, there's nothing like a Non-pc lefty to put cat or two 'mong t' pigions (daft word).
Tish - 04/14/98 16:06:31
Did you reach this thru the 'Allo 'Allo or London Calling pages?: London Calling
Do you know where the Fallen Madonna is currently located?: yes
If so, where?: down my bra Volunteers?
What is your favourite lewd Britcom?: 'Allo'Allo!
If you watch 'Allo 'Allo, which is your favourite character? (Mentioning Private Helga Gleerhardt may gain leninecy.: Herr Flick (does zat count?)
That information is classified.
Do you like knockwursts?: in each & every way.
Comments:
'ow much for safe passage to Switzerland?
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