Belle Loves Poultry!


I, Belle Luvkins, am a fiesty young lady from the depths o' Kentucky. I enjoy burnt steak fat, yella fish heads, and romantic walks on the white plains of the dump. My breath smells of dainty vinegar-soaked brussel sprouts, and my favorite color is brown. I think that Clinton should be impeached so I could take him away and make sweet lovin to him 24/7. Oh, by the way. I'm 89, going on 17.


Belle's favorite movie is Independence Day, because the president's wife dies.