FUZZY WUZZY WAS A SNACK
Our dear friend Fuzzy Dorito, born in the native Exit signs of Zimbobwe, he roams the planet in search for the perfect home, a blinking Exit sign. Only time will tell poor Fuzzy's fate. He has been seen residing in many blinking Exit signs in the New England Area. He is currently at large and he has many devoted friends looking for him. Please, if you think you see him, call our hotline at 1-888-EXIT-FUZ. He goes by the following aliai:
- Fuzz
- Fuzz-man
- Dorito-dude
- Fuzzer
- The dweller of thine Exit sign
He is approx. three inches tall, weight less than an ounce, he is a light reddish powdery color with peach fuz. Constantly a-glow, He feasts on dust bunnies and he has a burn scar on his right cheek. Please, help if you can. His empty home here in Spandi's Mansion lovingly awaits him.