Disclaimer: Don't own JQ, don't own JQ2K, don't own the Rolling Stones
or their song, and I don't own the Goonies quote, and I'm not making any
money offa this so quit calling my house (unless you have free Rolling
Stones tickets for me).
Archievers: Just let me know where it is, k?
Synposis: Have you ever wondered how Dr. Q and the rest of the JQ gang
deal with all the stress? Can you imagine (using the JQ2K team) what it
would be like having 8 highly intelligent and energetic teenagers (that
includes two who can't seem to comunicate with each other without
trading insults, one who is deathly afraid of dogs, a yogi and a sultan
wrapped up into one, a real life Nancy Drew, the supreme skeptic of the
western world, one girl with impossibly red hair, and a beautiful French
girl who seems to be infatuated with a guy who looks like his head was
stuck into a bucket of bleach) living in one house? CHAOS!!! Now I can
see Race handling it nicely, as long as nobody tries anything funny with
Jessie and Estella probably has a very calming infulence on everyone,
but still...
So with that in mind I present to the JQML the first product of the
***Yo-Yo & Dunbar Productions Limited***
A subsidiary of Mango Enterprises Inc.
Rolling Stones
19th Nervous Breakdown
as corrupted by Kathe Roper
You're the kind of person you meet at certain dismal dull affairs.
(Benton giving a lecture in a stuffy confrence room)
Center of a crowd, talking much too loud running up and down the stairs.
(Everyone wants to talk to Dr. Q but the pressure final gets to him and
he starts doing wind sprints up and down the stairs)
Well, it seems to me that you have seen too much in too few years.
(flashbacks of the Alien Vice-Pres., the Yeti, Race with a bad haircut,
Jonny with no shirt on, Julia coming on to Race, ya get the idea)
And though you've tried you just can't hide your eyes are edged with
tears.
(Benton writing checks for the repair bills to the Palm Key Compound)
You better stop, look around, here it comes, here it comes, here it
comes,
Here it comes. Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
(Ah Ha!! Here it comes!! Benton starts screaming and tries to pull his
hair out. He starts running around the room commenting on how nice the
colors look today)
When you were a child you were treated kind
(Jonny getting hugged by Rachel and Benton)
But you were never brought up right.
(Eight year old Jonny running around after Race and his Dad on some
damned-fool adventure)
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still you cried all
night.
(hehehehehehe, Jonny is grounded and can't get to play in QuestWorld for
a month. Awwwwww, poor Jon-Boy, can't deal with not having his state of
the art virtual reality system at his disposal, darn...)
Your mother who neglected you woes a million dollars tax.
And your father's still perfecting ways of making ceiling wax.
(Benton in lab trying to perfect his formula for ceiling wax. "Eureka!!!
I've got it!! An invention which will save mankind!! Nobel Prize here
comes Benton Quest! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
You better stop, look around, here it comes, here it comes, here it
comes,
Here it comes. Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
(Jonny walks in with Hadji and instantly flips out at the idiotic state
of his father)
Oh, who's to blame, that girl's just insane.
(Mishelle and Alexis at PAIN TV HQ, devising ways to torture Jonny)
Well nothing I do don't seem to work,
(Jonny walks in trying to be extra nice to both girls so they will stop
plotting against him)
It only seems to make matters worse. Oh please.
(*wink* 'Shelle and Alexis lunge for Jon-Boy and escort him to Lesli's
office down the hall and leave him there. They shut the door and all
that can be heard is the snap of a rubber glove.....)
You were still in school when you had that fool who really messed your
mind.
(The CIA recuriting Race Bannon as a senior in high school, boy he was
hot even then...
Alexis: Kathe, wake up...::waves hand in front of her face:: We better
do the Pic-of-Trav-Treatment (tm) ::waves a pic of Travis Crenshaw in
front of her face...
Kathe: Ahhhhh, Trav-sama...)
And after that you turned your back on treating people kind.
(Race "The Man" kicking but once again)
On our first trip I tried so hard to rearrange your mind.
(Race being offered LSD and think it was sugar tries it. He wasn't in
the DEA, ok?)
But after while I realized you were disarranging mine.
(Figuring out it was LSD after having erotic images of Benton flash
through his mind he kicks the LSD guy's but)
You better stop, look around, here it comes, here it comes, here it
comes,
Here it comes. Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
(Everyone (Dr. Q, Race, Jonny, Hadji, 'Shelle, Bryce, Travis, Claudette,
Tai-Lee and Bandit run out of the room screaming variations of "I've Had
All I Can Stand, I Can't Stand No More!!" While Estella relaxes on the
couch finally getting some peace)
So whaddya think? Defintely different from what I usually do for Music
Vids but I think it does well for my first music vid as part of the PAIN
TV crew. Some personal background on this song... I was on the Lincoln
High yearbook staff for three long years (my sophomore year I spent at
least 3 1/2 hours after school everyday and stayed until 10 or 11 on
Friday nights). My yearbook advisor, Mrs. Milner, became a surrogate
mother to me since I didn't live with my mom anymore. Milner is
obbsessed with Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones and we always would
play this song to tease her about when her 19th nervous breakdown would
be (she had a tendancy to loose it every once in a while). But she did
help make me the person I am today (everyone always said that I was like
her daughter) so I have to give her some credit.
Kathe
who is still trying to recover from her Thanksgiving dinner for one of
German Potato Pancakes, scrambled eggs and susage. Ahhh, another wierd
"Kathe" tradition continued.
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