ps: Debbie, I sure hope you're in the refugee list! I need your e-mail
addy to send you some graphics :)
OKAY!!!!!!! You guys'll notice a couple of *insert speech here* marks. I
haven't gotten responses from some of you and that's because of my
account's fault :) Sorry for the inconvenience. So well, if you guys
have acceptance speeches, just respond to this post and add your speech
in, okay? Thanks!
Scene pans out inside the Questors ML Auditorium at JQ@EDC.ML.ORG.
Everyone comes in, with security guards checking their Subscription
Confirmations at the door. A sixteen year old girl wearing a flannel
shirt and black and white Nikes run inside backstage.
Alexis: OKAY PEOPLE!!! It's almost showtime! Checklist!
PAIN TV crew members bustle around, some looking for coffee, others
looking for the scripts.
Cricket: Someone fix the blasted teleprompter!!!!!
Shawn: I'm on it!
Brit: *fiddles with her headset* Okay! We have lights, banner, pulpit,
stage...WHERE'S THE LIVING CASSEROLE?!!!!!
Rebecca: HERE I am! *twirls around wearing a casserole costume*
Brit: Okay, you know what to do...you come in during the "Eat it" part
of the "Ode to Insanity" Program. Got it?
Rebecca: Oh yeah!
Cricket: This is scary...we have so many Jonny's around!
Alexis: And Jessie's and Hadji's and Race's......
Scene pans out to view ALL Jonnys, Jessies, Hadjis, and others from
different Fanfiction Universes in all ages.
Alexis: I have never seen SO many Bleach-heads in my entire life!
Cricket: Heh heh...Lion's gonna have a field day killin' off each and
every one of them!
Alexis: She can't kill mine. I need him for the casefiles!
Cricket: You better warn him then.
Shawn: Hey Alexis, Cricket....it's sixty seconds to show time!
Alexis: Okay..let's do it!!!!
PAIN TV members exit backstage.
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, SPONSORED BY PAIN TV:
WELCOME TO....................
..............THE FIRST ANNUAL JQ FANFICTION AWARDS '97!!!!!
Everyone claps as Dark Sentinel flashes the APPLAUSE sign on. The red
curtains on the stage part as the first program starts. PAIN TV members
and LesliWeird are shown on stage in sillhouettes. Everything fell
silent as music starts.
"ODE TO INSANITY!" they all yelled, running into several positions on
the stage as the music suddenly booms loudly in the tune of Generic
Blues 5.
LesliWeird: On the JQ ML
Everyone's insane!
Got enough alter-egos
To tie knots in your brain!
Everyone on stage: We've got the iiiiiiiiinsanityyyyyyyyy blues
those freaky insanity blues
Everyone holds still as the screen behind them flicks on.
Chelsea (as Jessie): Stay away from me! Francesca . . . Francesca . . .
Francesca. That's all you ever talk about any more. Morning, noon and
night. Who is this person?! She a non-person, that's what she is. A
complete non-person. She doesn't exist anywhere. Not here. Not in
California. Not anywhere. And neither does her father! Non-person's,
both of them!
In the audience, Debbie Kluge's jaw drops in surprise at seeing a scene
from "Jealousy".
Jeffrey (as Jonny): Uhh...non..whatta?
Chelsea: JEFF! You're supposed to memorize your lines!
Jeffrey: But I can't! This is a parody!
Chelsea: Oh..uhh..okay! Do go on!
Jeff: A non-person? What's that?
Chelsea: A person who doesn't exist.
Jeffrey: Uhhh..okay...ummm..don't we usually call those people DECEASED
or something? Or FICTIONAL? How about The Witness Protection Program?
Chelsea: Well...they're just non persons okay?!!!!
Jeff: Whatever you say!
Chelsea: Jonny, can't you see?
Jeff: Well..I can see, but Jonny's not here!
Chelsea: Jeff..YOU'RE Jonny! Parody, remember?
Jeff: OH YEA! Ummm..see what?
Collins: THAT I LOVE YOU!!!!
Cricket screams in the background as the "L" word is verbalized.
Jeff: Gee Chelsea...I don't even KNOW you that well.
Chelsea: AAAARRGGHHHH!!!!! YOU'RE supposed to be JONNY!
*SLAM!!!!!*
Jeff: NOW what?!
Lion: Heh heh heh...I'm playing "Axe Murderer" Jessie...and guess who my
victims are? *eyes them evilly*
Jeff/Chelsea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
They run away as the screen fades out. Music starts again in the tune
of REM's "It's the End of The World As We Know It" as people on stage
continues to sing.
Alexis: It's the end of our sanity as we know it!
Cricket: It's the eeeeeeend of our sanity as we know it!
Leia: It's the eeeend of our sanity as we know it!
Everyone onstage: And weeeeee feeeeeeeeeeell
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!!
Screen flips on again.
Shawn (as Travis Crenshaw): Hi! I'm Travis Crenshaw, this is my bro,
Bryce!
Carlos (as Bryce Crenshaw): I can say my own name you know.
JQ 2000 team, in the audience, jaws drop open as they see themselves
being played by MLers.
Sauron (as Jonny): Virginia? I used to go to school there second
grade.....maybe that's why you look so familiar!
Rookie (as Mishelle): Hmm..now that you mention it, so do you!
Sauron: NO WAY!!!!!
Rookie: Good GAWD!!!!!
Sauron/Rookie: YOU!!!!!
Sauron: You're the girl who terrorized me in class!
Rookie: No, YOU'RE the one who terrorized me in class!
Storm: You're BOTH wrong!!!!
Carlos: Aaah..Storm..how'd YOU get here?
Storm: I came to tell Jonny and Mishelle......
Rookie/Sauron: Yeah?
Storm: That they have a daughter together named Chibi-Usa and live
2000000 years in the future in Crystal Tokyo!!!!!
*CRASH!!!!*
Everyone facefaults as screen fades out. Music starts again in the form
of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson.
Lion: *drags one of the multitude of Jonny Quests on stage* Just EAT
it!!!
Jonny: LEGGO!
Alexis: EAT IT!!!!
Shawn: Believe me it is good, so taste it!!!!
Everyone onstage: C'mon you little ingrate, just go taste the pie!
Jonny: Yeah but I'm not really eager to die!!!!
Rebecca in a casserole outfit jumps on stage and grabs Jonny.
Jonny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! LEGGO!!!!!
Rebecca: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
She runs off to dump him in a tub of Peroxide.
Stagelights fade and screen flicks on again.
Shawn (as Peter): Jonny! We have to get out of here!
Shawn: JONNY! Watch out for that....
*CRASH!!!!!*
Shawn:...tree.....
Jonny: What happened? Oooh pretty colors....
Cricket (playing Jessie): Jeez, where's Trav-sama's sedatives when you
need 'em?
Jonny: *dressed in a french maid outfit* FANTASY FREE ME!!!!!!
Jeff (as Race): Good GAWD!!!! Not the Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Jonny: Let's DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
Bandit: It's just a jump to the left!
Bandit/Jonny: It's like you're under SEDAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!!
Shawn/Cricket/Race: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Screen fades out as music plays again in the form of "I am the Very
Model of A Modern Explorer-Physicist" from the JQ Musical in the tune of
"I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" from Pirates of Penzance
with the cast members of the JQ Musical themselves on stage.
Benton: I am the very model of a modern explorer-physicist
I am also many things from a father to a methologist
I also have connections with a lot of other scientists
I am well known, too, among assorted terrorists
I am also a good friend of a space wandering archaeologist
I have travelled through the oceans and through many a city's mists
I am also very mathemathical, it isn't the most recent of news
And I try to teach my son about the square of the hypotenuse
*Benton looks at his Jonny, punctuating that it was his turn to sing.
Jonny grins and picks up where Benton leaves off. Jonny begins to sing.*
Jonny: He tries to teach me about the square of the hypotenuse
Bryce and Travis: *chiming in* He tries to teach Jonny about the square
of the hypotenuse
Mishelle: *grins wickedly as she thinks of a line* He wouldn't
understand the thing anyway, so it's basically no use!
*Jonny glares at her as the Crenshaw twins snicker*
Stage fades out again as the screen flips on. Everyone sees an even
MORE insane version of a scene in "The JQ Fanfiction Crossover from
Hades".
Shawn (as Jonny): *shakes Jeff by the shirtfront* CREEEENSHAAAWWW!!!!
You had an AFFAIR, didn't you?! How DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY _DOG_?!!!!!!
Jeff (as Travis): Haaack..can't breathe.......
Rookie (as Mishelle): I am NOT your dog! *BASH!!!!* Not not NOT your
dog!!!!!
Shawn: YES YOU ARE!!!! I bought you from a wandering werewolf wearing a
bra on this side of town!
Cricket: Can this get ANY MORE graphic?!!!!!
Sauron (as Benton): JONATHAN BENTON QUEST!!!! Remember to wear
PROTECTION this time!!!!
Brit: Hey! Benton doesn't say that until the end! Besides...I heard that
he DID wear protection!
Sauron joins in the brawl between Shawn and Jeff
Sauron: JONATHAAAAAN!!! *BASH!!!!!* Just because I told you to wear
protection doesn't mean you can DO it!!!!!
Leia: I think I'm gonna be sick!!!!
Screen fades out as music from REM's "It's the End of the World as We
Know It" plays again.
Cricket: It's the eeeeend of our sanity as we know it!
Brit: Iiiiit's the eeeeend of our sanity as we know it!
Alexis: Iiiiiiit's the eeeeeeeend of our sanity as we know it!
Everyone on stage: And wwwwwweeee feeeeeeeell fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Nix: Iiiiiiiiit's aaaaaaall-riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!
Everyone as the music fades out: Weeee'll beeeeeee
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine......
Drum instrumental sounds and people and nominees applaud as the drum
hits the final cymbal. People who acted out the parodies and PAIN TV
crew members bow as the performance ends and the audience laugh and
cheer. Performers leave the stage.
Two staircases slowly emerge from the back of the stage, with Nix and
Dark Sentinel clapping and standing in the center of the stage.
Applause dies down as Nix starts talking.
Nix: Hi! We're your hosts for tonight. I'm Nix Cuazon and this is the
Dark Sentinel....
Dark Sentinel: .....And welcome to the FIRST ANNUAL JQ FANFICTION AWARDS
'97!!!!!!! *thunder and lightning crash*
Nix: HEY! How didja do that?
Dark Sentinel: Heh heh....Tatewaki Kuno's ranting back stage.
Nix: Oh. Well, anyway folks. Without further ado....here is Leia Kaara
Camar and Shawn Graham to present the first award for the night!
Everyone claps as Nix and Dark Sentinel step off the stage as Leia and
Shawn bound down from each set of staircases and walk to the pulpit.
Shawn: Umm..*tap tap!* Can everybody hear me back there?
Peple back there: LOUD AND CLEAR, DUKE!!!!
Leia: Okay! Since the teleprompter's kinda..ahh..dead, we'll just skip
the usual puns and horrible jokes that come with presenting the awards.
Besides, we don't want you guy to die!
Shawn: Heh heh. *ahem* Okay, what's a JQ Mailing List without a
particular form of fanfic that has warmed as well as killed the hearts
of different Questors? Yep...right now, we are presenting the award for
the best Jonny Quest-Jessica Bannon HR fic.
Leia: Here are the nominees:
Shawn: The Jealousy Series by Debbie Kluge <<<>>>
Leia: Dinner by Ashley Kennedy <<<>>>
Shawn: Quiet Time by Leia Kaara Camar <<<>>>
Leia: And Serenade by Eric. <<<>>>
Shawn: *takes out envelope* And the winner is......
Leia/Shawn: The Jealousy Series by Debbie Kluge!!!!
Everyone claps and the J-J Groupie faction in the audience give Debbie a
standing ovation (led by Carlos of course!) as she smiles widely and
steps onto the stage and hugs Shawn and Leia. Leia hands Debbie a
trophy: A gold JQ logo (not Jonny himself, are ya kiddin'?) done in
geometric angles with a black pedestal and a gold engraved plate against
the black background.
*pardon the author, I didn't get Debbie's response, so I made this
speech for her*
Debbie: Thanks...I'm really honored! Umm..I'd like to thank Winnie Lim
and all HR's who supported my endeavors and the JQ Mailing List for
being an inspiration!
Debbie steps down and is escorted by Leia and Shawn as she exits. Nix
and Dark Sentinel appears back on stage.
Nix: ALRIGHT! Way to go Debbie!
Dark Sentinel: Okay! Now, we have another award coming up, and this is
just as important to the HRA!
Nix: To present the next award, here's Erin Loomer and LesliWeird.
Everyone claps as Erin and LesliWeird walk downstairs from the
staircases and reach the microphone.
LesliWeird: Oka, hi people!
People: HI LESLI!!!!
Erin: Great! Umm....the thing we and LesliWeird have in common while we
stand here is......
LesliWeird: We're both insane!!!!!!
Erin: Well..yeah, that too! And most importantly...we're both.......
Lesli/Erin: HADJI GROUPIES!!!
Cheers come from the THSGCARA faction.
Erin: And, of course, knowing that there are a lot of Hadji groupies
out there, what would the Questors Mailing List do without Hadji-Jessie
HR stories?
LesliWeird: And the nominees for the best Hadji Singh-Jessica Bannon HR
fic are......
Erin: Send in the Clones by Brittany Griffin <<<>>>
LesliWeird: Evil by Kristin <<<>>>
Erin: Pirates of QuestWorld by Gina <<<>>>
LesliWeird: And the Lady by Brittany Griffin <<<>>>
Erin: And the award goes to.........*opens envelope*
LesliWeird/Erin: Send in the Clones by Brittany Griffin!!!!!!
Auditorium roars with applause, VERY loudly among the THSGCARA, and of
course, her friends from the PAIN TV circle cheer as Cricket pulls out a
pair of pom poms. Brit is all smiles as she steps onto the stage, hugs
Erin and Leslianne, and faces the audience.
Brit: *Okay Brit! Insert your speech here!*
Brit steps down from the stage and is escorted by Lesli and Erin as she
makes her exit. Audience cheers again. Nix and Dark sentinel cheer
loudly as they step back on stage.
Nix: WOHOO! Go Brit!
Dark Sentinel: Okay! What's up next?
Nix: Of course, we get that out of the folks who are presenting this
next award! Ladies and Gentlemen, to present the next award, here's
Stephanie and Storm!
Everyone claps as Stephanie and Storm emerge from the staircases and
walk up to the podium.
Storm: Okay! So, what's the most dominant aspect of the Questors
Mailing List nowadays?
Stephanie: Uhh...Chaos or Insanity?
Storm: BOTH! Heh heh...and of course, a number of pure and random chaos
have been arising randomly, mostly because of PAIN TV *stares at the
crews direction as the howl and cheer* Hee heee....
Stephanie: Chaos fics that make our sides hurt and our eyes tear from
the pain our laughter gives us...not to mention occassional facefaults!
Storm: Here are the nominees for the Most Insane and Funniest Crossover
fic:
Stephanie: The JQ Fanfiction Crossover from Hades by Alexis Ericta
<<<>>>
Storm: Pretty Soldier Sailor Who? by Carissa "Cricket" Olson
<<<>>>
Stephanie: Rover's Quest by Kait "Rookie" Sudol <<<>>>
Storm: And The JQ/Voltron Crossover by Notlion1 <<<>>>
Stephanie: And the winner is.....*opens envelope*
Storm/Stephanie: The JQ Fanfiction Crossover from Hades by Alexis
Ericta!!!!!
Auditorium roars again, AGALAIAHRA'ns and Chaos Ensuers cheer, Cricket
waves her pom poms. Alexis grins and tries not to act hyper as she goes
onstage and hugs Storm and Stephanie.
Alexis: *looks at the award and faces the MLers* Umm..oh wow! I
won..cool! Okay, umm...I'd like to thank ALL the Questors for being such
a REAL GOOD inspiration to me..heh heh...I get most of my ideas from our
ML conversations, believe it or not. I'd also like to give a shout out
to the wonderful crew of PAIN TV for their encouragement....and I hope
they get good psychiatirsts in the long run while I'm around! I'd
especially want to thank my regular buddies: the JQ 2000 team for all
the adventures they inspired, Cricket and her household of anime
characters, Brit and the rest of the Alter-ego force, Rookie, Leia and
the Andromedan Crew, Shawn and his Phoenix sword for his encouragement
and his ethusiasm for the JQ 2000 casefiles, Jeffrey and his funny
Kuno-esque speech..who's been a real inspiration for the Shakesperean
parody I've been working on. Nix, Erin, and a newbie buddy of mine,
Carlos..who make me more insane than usual because of his pleas for J-J
HR-isms! *grin* Thanks you guys, love ya people!
Audience roars as Alexis steps down the stage and is escorted by
Stephanie and Storm as she exits. Nix and Dark Sentinel appear once
again to introduce the next round of presenters.
Nix: YEY ALEXIS!!!!
Dark Sentinel: WOHOO! Okay! *grin* What's up for our next presenters?
Nix: She's insane and hyper!
Dark Sentinel: He's notorious for misspellings!
Nix: Everyone, please welcome Carissa "Cricket" Olson and Jeffrey "Typo
King" Werbin!!!!
Everone claps as Jeff and Cricket bound onstage and grin at the
audience.
Cricket: WHEW! Alright, how's everybody doin'?!
Everybody: GREAT!!!!
Travis: *from the audience* WHERE'S MY SEDATIVES?!!!
Cricket: *grins and tosses sedatives to Travis* Here ya go, Trav-sama!
Okay! *ahem* When things go really depressing, some people have to let
it out.
Jeffrey: Yup, and that holds true with the next category we're
presenting. Stories of tears, but without bloodshed.
Cricket: Alright! And the nominees for Best Angst fic where NO ONE,
that's right, NO ONE dies..bet you're suprised they exist, huh? *winks
at the audience as they chuckle*
Jeffrey: The Jealousy Series by Debbie Kluge <<<>>>
Cricket: Evil by Kristin <<<>>>
Jeffrey: The Will to Die by Debbie Kluge <<<>>>
Cricket: And Angry Jessie by Sarah Gilder <<<>>>
Jeffrey: And the winner is...*opens envelope*
Cricket/Jeff: The Jealousy Series by Debbie Kluge!!!!!
Everyone cheers loudly as Debbie goes up on stage once again, smiling.
She hugs Cricket and Jeffrey as they hand her her award.
Debbie: *insert speech*
She grins and steps down as everyone cheers. Cricket and Jeffrey escort
her as she exits. Nix and Dark Sentinel clap and whistle and go back on
stage.
Nix: Wow! Two awards! Jealousy's goin' hot!!!
Dark Sentinel: It's not hard to believe,..it's a fine piece of work!
Nix: Next up: He's the half breed Nordic-track we all know.
Dark Sentinel: And she's the notorious Orb-wielder! Ladies and gents,
here's our very own Notlion1 and the ex-blue lion pilot Sven!
Everyone claps and whistles as Lion drags Sven from the stairds and onto
the podium.
Lion: Alright! I get to present stuff where someone dies, GOODY!
Where's Jonny?
Sven: I beleeve ve have teux preezent ziz award now. Veux can keel
Jonneee later!
Lion: Aw rats! Anyway folks. Most of the angsts we read on an almost
day to day basis help us think everyday on how lucky we are that we have
our family, friends, and more friends from the Questors Mailing List.
So, this award honors the best tragedy, in your opinion, to ever grace
the ML.
Sven: End zee nomineez are.....
Lion: Regrets by Debbie Kluge <<<>>>
Sven: Teux Leyt (Too Late) by Brittany Griffin <<<>>>
Lion: It's Gone Wrong by Elain MacMillian <<<>>>
Sven: End Sorrow by Notlion <<<>>>
Lion: And the winner is...*tears up envelope*
Sven: Reegretz by Debbie Kluge!!!!!
Everyone claps as Debbie, once again, goes on stage. She grins and hugs
Sven and Lion as she takes her award.
Debbie: *insert speech*
She steps down from the podium as everyone cheers. She is escorted by
Lion and Sven as she exists. Nix and Dark Sentinel go back onstage.
Nix: WOW! Three times! Deb's going hot!
Dark Sentinel: Don't we all know it! *grin* Excellent job as usual,
Debbie! *ahem* And now, to present our next award.....everyone, please
welcome InZane and the man in black himself, Mr. X!!!!
Everyone whistles and cheers as InZane and Mr. X climb down the stairs
and reach the podium.
InZane: GOODY! I get to present this one!
Mr. X: Okay, we very well know that possibilities play a big part in
the fanfiction we write. Especially the future...a LOT of things are
possible in the future!
InZane: This award honors the best fanfiction set in the future..where
anything is possible. And the nominees for the Best Alternivers/Future
timeline fic are.....
Mr. X: Future Quest by Montage <<<>>>
InZane: The JQ 2000 Series by Alexis Ericta <<<>>>
Mr. X: And The Really Weird Adventures of Jonny Quest by Leia Kaara
Camar <<<>>>
InZane: And the winner is....*rips envelope*
Mr. X/InZane: The JQ 2000 Series by Alexis Ericta!!!!!
Everyone cheers, avid readers of the JQ 2000 casefiles clap and
whistle. Alexis grins and bounds on stage, dragging Travis Crenshaw
with her.
Alexis: YAY! I won..again! *grin* Seriously, folks....I'm really REALLY
grateful that JQ 2000 won.....it's been my gem, my pride and joy and
what I'm mostly known for..well, that AND the insane ideas and
slight-perversion that I pour in the ML! Heh heh....personally, I'd like
to thank everyone for being an inspiration to me..without you guys,
believe it or not, I would've lapsed into being an HR! I'd also like to
give a shout out to Lion, Shawn, Cricket, Jeffrey, and also Dr. Roxie,
who supported the JQ 2000 series ever since the very first story came
out.
Travis: Isn't being an HR a good thing for ya? I mean, if you were, you
wouldn't be so sick!
Alexis: Well..sometimes..but only when I'm depressed! Anyone you wanna
thank, Trav?
Travis: Umm....I'd like to thank ALEXIS here for creating me in the
first place...and especially all my groupies! *waves at the Travis
Groupie section*
Cricket: *from the audience* YEY TRAV-SAMA!!!!!
Travis: And my brother, and everyone in the team!
Everyone claps and cheers as Alexis drags Travis down the stage as Mr.
X and InZane escort them as they exit. Nix and Dark Sentinel clap as
they emerge from backstage.
Nix: YAY ALEXIS! Keep it up!
Dark Sentinel: Alrighty then! Time for the next round of presenters!
Ladies and gentlemen...here are Rebecca Venable and Kait "Rookie"
Sudol!!!!!
Everyone cheers as Rebecca and Kait grace the stage with their presence.
Rebecca: Okay! Aside from us being the same age, we also have another
thing in common.
Rookie: Rebecca and I are just two of the growing percentage of the
notorious faction of Insanity and Chaos...also known as the AGALAIAHRA.
Rebecca: In presenting this award, we honor the stories which present
little to no HR, where Jonny and the gang get into parodies and all out
adventure...not to mention the hair jokes! We can't forget the hair
jokes!
Rebecca: And the nominees for the Best AGALAIAHRA'n fic are:
Rookie: Trivial Pursuit by Brittany Griffin <<<>>>
Rebecca: Jonny Gets The Mud: The Sequel by Ashley Kennedy
<<<>>>
Rookie: The JQ 2000 Series by Alexis Ericta
Rebecca: And Rivalry by Wendy Carley
Rookie: And the winner is.....*flips open Hallmark card* Happy
Birth..oops, sorry! Wrong envelope! *ahem* The JQ 2000 Series by Alexis
Ericta!!!
Everyone cheers and claps as Alexis grins and goes up onstage to hug
Rookie and Rebecca.
Alexis: I'd bring Jonny and Mishelle up here, but they might destroy
the stage! Seriously people, I really REALLY appreciate your support and
encouragement for JQ 2000....quoting Leslianne....let's storm down H-B
and demand it! *laughs* Alright! I would also like to mention a couple
of more people in my ever growing Thank-you list....Rebecca and Rookie,
for being quite possibly the purest AGALAIAHRA'ns I have ever influenced
and met...may the shcwartz be with you, young ones! *grin* And I would
really REALLY like to thank Lisa..who not only tallied the polls for
this ceremony, but also for her multiple encouragements for just
about..if not all....that I've written. Thanks a lot, you guys..did I
mention I love ya all? Cricket, don't faint on me! *grin* Thanks a lot,
you guys! It really REALLY is a big honor!
Everyone cheers and whistles as Alexis exits with Rookie and Rebecca.
Nix and Dark Sentinel emerge on stage once more, clapping.
Nix: There goes another one! Speaking of going hot! Good job, 'Lex!
Dark Sentinel: Heh heh...okay....as for our next presentors.....
Nix: *grin* We have a die-hard Hadji Singh groupie...
Dark Sentinel: And the most popular fanartist to ever grace the
ML....ladies and gents...here are Ami and Brittany Griffin.
Everyone claps as Brit and Ami go down from the staircase and reach the
podium, grinning at the audience.
Ami: Crossovers! A must for every type of TV-series ML's!
Brit: A way of killing two birds with one stone, merging two or more of
our favorite programs into one giant gateway of adventure and
imagination.
Ami: With this award, we honor the crossovers presented to us Questors,
opening our eyes to even more possibilities than ever before.
Brit: And the nominees for the Best TV Series/JQ Crossover are.....
Ami: The Highlander/JQ Crossover by Mr. X <<<>>>
Brit: The Sailor Moon/JQ Crossover by Carissa "Cricket" Olson
Ami: Makai: Side of Darkness, a Yuu Yuu Hakusho/JQ Crossover by Ann
"Ucchan" Pineda <<<>>>
Brit: And Rover's Quest by Kait "Rookie" Sudol.
Ami: And the winner is.........*rips open envelope*
Brit/Ami: The Sailor Moon/JQ Crossover by Carissa "Cricket"
Olson!!!!!!!!
Everyone cheers as Cricket goes up onstage once more, grinning and
batting her eyelashes at Kurama and Hiei, who were grinning and flashing
thumbs-ups at her.
Cricket: *insert speech*
Cricket bows and flashes the anime peace sign. She steps down from the
podium as everyone whistles and applauds as Ami and Brit escort her as
they exit. Nix and Dark Sentinel grin and step back into the stage.
Nix: Alright Cricket!!!!! That crossover was a fine pice of work. 'Twas
good!
Dark Sentinel: Alright, and to present this award....well, let's just
say that the category fits these two perfectly! She's a lover of Chaos
and Insanity........
Nix: And she IS Chaos and Insanity........
Dark Sentinel: Without further ado....Megan Loomer and Alexis Ericta!
Everyone cheers and claps as Alexis and Megan make their way down the
steps and stand behind the podium.
Alexis: Heh heh...I'm gonna LOVE this....*rubs hands together*
Megan: Category fits us, dontcha think?
Alexis: Oh yeah! *ahem* As Storm and Stephanie said earlier...Chaos and
Insanity are part of an MLer's life here in the Questors Mailing List,
and this award goes to honor those fanfics which are the epitome of all
that Chaos and Insanity stand for!
Megan: And the nominees for the Most Insane and Chaotic fic
are.........
Alexis: Pass the Party instigated by Brittany Griffin and Shawn Graham,
and contributed to by almost everyone in the ML. <<<>>>
Megan: The JQ Fanfiction Crossover from Hades by Alexis Ericta
<<<>>>
Alexis: Manhattan Maneater/Anime Bash by Cricket and Alexis
<<<>>>
Megan: And Monty Quest by Cricket. <<<>>>
Alexis: And the winner is........*rips open envelope*
Megan: *grin* Was there any doubt? Pass the Party started by Brittany
Griffin and Shawn Graham!!!!!! <<<>>>
Alexis: Shawn and Brit, accept this award on behalf of the entire ML!
Shawn and Brit grin as they climb onstage as everyone roars with praises
and applause. The two hug Alexis and Megan as they take their award and
face the audience:
Brit: *insert speech here, Brit!*
Shawn: *insert speech here, Shawn!*
Everyone cheers as they step down from the stage. Alexis and Megan
escort them as they exit. Nix and Dark Sentinel go back onstage.
Nix: GO BRIT AND SHAWN! Alright! Lotsa big winners tonight! Alright,
our next two presenters are ALSO suited for the upcoming category
they're gonna present.
Dark Sentinel: Everyone, give a round of applause for Isis of the
Andromeda Crew and Nakita of the Alter-ego Force!
Everyone claps and whistles as Isis and Nakita materialize behind the
podium from their respective dimensions.
Nakita: Ya know, the best thing about the Questors Mailing List is the
fact that everyone contributes to the variety of fanfiction on a day to
day basis.
Isis: And it's also great to know that everyone doesn't believe that
all endings are happy, sunny and...well..clean.
Nakita: Isis and I, the darker personalities of the ML, give a salute
*they salute* to the fanfics were Jonny and the rest die bloody and
violent deaths, which give all of us more flavors of fanfiction to try.
Isis: And the nominees for the Best Gruesome Bloody Death fic are:
Nakita: After the First Death by Ann Schumin <<<>>>
Isis: The Story of An Axe Murdere by Notlion1 <<<>>>
Nakita: Computer Malfunction by Notlion1 <<<>>>
Isis: Fear and Decisions by Notlion1 <<<>>>
Nakita: And the award goes to..........
Isis/Nakita: The Story of An Axe Murderer by Notlion1!!!!!
Everyone claps and cheers, especially from the AGALAIAHRA'n side.
Notlion grins and walks up to the stage to hug Nakita and Isis, then
receive her award.
Lion: *insert speech here, Lion!*
She grins and twirls her Orb-let aas she steps down from the stage.
People clap and whistle as Nakita and Isis escort her as they exit. Nix
and Dark Sentinel come back on stage.
Nix: Okay! Let's take a break from the awards and take a sneak peek at
the ending scenes, of the hopefully soon-to-be-finished musical!
Everyone, give a round of applause to the JQ 2000 team, Diana, and
Chrysta!!!!!!!!!!!! From the Tune of "One Jump Ahead" from Dinsey's
Alladin.....here's All Ya Gotta Do Is Talk!!!!!!!
(continued on part two)
--Alexis
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