"Holiday Vacation"
By
Shaun Parent
The day after Thanksgiving, snow covering the ground, yet, the snow wouldn't be there for long.
"Hey, Shaun!" yelled Jessie.
"What?" I said.
SPLUT!
"Gotcha!" said Jessie.
"Of course, you know, this means war!" I said.
I built my snow fort at the bottom of a hill, keeping my survieliance around the area. I heard footsteps behind me.
RUMBLE!
"Never build a snow fort at the bottom of the hill," said Jessie.
RUMBLE! RUMBLE!
I looked at the giant snowball rolling down the hill.
"This......could hurt," I said.
SPLUT!
"Ouchie," I said as I got up.
"Come and get me!" yelled Jessie.
I patted up a snowball, and walked around, but not fast, but slow as a spy.
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
Even the snow was giving me no clue whatsoever.
"Jessie?" I said.
No answer.
"Jessie?" I said again.
"Jes-- what the heck?" I said.
A white, pointy object fell from the sky, and landed on the grounds of the compound.
"Hello?" I said.
I was suspicious, I looked around.
"Got---what in the world?" said Jessie.
The object turned out to be a plane, and the top popped off, and Jonny, Hadji, Race, and Dr. Quest hopped out.
"Woooo! That was fun!" exclaimed Jonny.
"Adrenaline," I muttered.
"Benton, help me out, I think I'm gonna be sick," said Race.
"That makes two of us," said Dr. Quest giving a hand to Race.
"Speaking of airlines, my mom and dad sent me this," I said showing them a small package.
"Sadly, my grandmother passed away, and I inherited $700 of her fortune, and I was planning to go to Denver for the holidays, what do you guys say?" I asked.
"Well, I could get back in the swing of skiing again, I suppose we could go," said Dr. Quest.
"Great, I'll arrange the hotel," I said.
Later, I telephoned the Colorado State Travel Company, and I checked what was open in skiing areas.
"What? Denver booked? Well, how about Colorado Springs?........Booked too?........What?......uh-huh.......South Park?.....well,......okay.....$350?...wow, that's cheap.....okay, thanks, bye," I said with the operator.
"South Park?" asked Jessie.
"Never heard of it," said Race.
"Well, I already have a room for us, so, everyone packed?" I asked.
"Already in the jet," said Dr. Quest.
"South Park, here we come," I said.
Meanwhile, in a town called Springfield.
"Why you little!" exclaimed Homer Simpson.
"Yaaaa!" yelled Bart SImpson.
"Every vacation we go through this mom," said Lisa Simpson.
"Homer, Bart, get down here, we're going to miss our flight to South Park if we don't get moving!" yelled Marge Simpson.
"Let's see, slingshot, underpants, Exlax, yep, I have everything," said Bart.
"Everybody load up!" said Homer.
"South Park, here we come, dudes!" said Bart.
Meanwhile, in some place in outer space, a spaceship hovers earth.
"Oh, hey, Mike, just cooking some breakfast," said Tom Servo.
"Morning, Servo, where's Crow?" asked Mike Nelson.
"Still sleeping or looking at that Victoria's Secret catalog again," said Servo.
Servo poured some pancake mix onto the stove.
"La da dee, la da doo, oh, hey guys!" said Crow.
"Morning, Crow, how's the "Sataillite Of Love" this morning?" asked Mike.
"Nominal, Mike," said Crow.
BZZZZ! BZZZZ! BZZZZ!
"Oh, my pastries are ready, uh, wait, I haven't put them in the oven," said Servo.
"To the control room!" said Mike.
They ran into the control room which Gypsy had control in.
"Guys! Guys! I've lost control of the ship!" exclaimed Gypsy.
"We're gonna crash!" yelled Crow.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all yelled.
THUD!
"That's it?" asked Servo.
"Crow, open the door," said Mike.
Meanwhile, outside the ship.
"Dude, Cartman, you have such a fat a-s, when people walk down the street they go 'Boy, that kid has a fat a-s!'" yelled Stan.
"Shut up, buttlicker!" yelled Cartman.
"Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!" yelled Kenny.
"What the heck is that?" asked Kyle.
Crow slowly opened the door.
"Whoa, dude! it's aliens!" said Stan.
"Uh, excuse me, but where are we?" asked Mike.
"South Park, Colorado," said Kyle.
"Way to go, Gypsy!" said Crow.
"So sue me," said Gypsy.
Meanwhile, on the Quest Jet.
"Approching South Park, Dr. Quest," said Race.
"I'll go wake the guys up," I said.
I walked into Jonny's dorm.
"Hey, bud, time to wake up, we're there," I said.
"Be with you in a second," replied Jonny.
I walked into Hadji's dorm.
"Hey, Hadji, time to awake, we're there," I said.
"Okay, I'll be up in a second," said Hadji.
I walked into Jessie's dorm.
"Hey, sleepyhead, time to get up, we're there," I said.
She awoke.
"Haven't you slept yet?" she asked.
"No, I'm like my father, I don't sleep 'til we get there," I said.
"I'll be with you guys in a second," said Jessie.
I walked back to the front.
"They up?" asked Race.
"Yep," I said.
"If not, they'll roll out after this landing," said Race.
ZZOOOOMMMM! SSSCCCCCREEEEEEECCCCHHH!
"South Park, here we are," I said.
"South Park, here we are," said Homer.
"South Park, here we are," said Mike.
"South Park, here it is!" exclaimed Stan.
TO BE CONTINUED.......
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