"Holiday Vacation" Part 2
By
Shaun Parent
"South Park, here it is!" exclaimed Stan.
"I don't believe this, at least you could have crashed us in a warmer climate, Gypsy," said Servo.
"Well, hey, now we can go skiing and sledding," said Mike.
"Hey, check out those alien morons!" yelled Kyle.
"We're not aliens, d--kweed," replied Crow.
"Pig f--ker!" yelled Cartman.
"Dude, who said you could jump in fat a-s?" asked Kyle.
"F--k you, Kyle!" replied Cartman.
"No, f--k you!" replied Kyle.
"Hey, hey, f--k you both, alright?" said Servo.
Both kids stared at Servo.
"Quit hitting me, Bart!" yelled Lisa from the car.
"Bart! What did I tell you about hitting your sister?" asked Marge.
Bart shrugged.
"Well, kids, we're here, start unpacking," said Homer.
Meanwhile......
"Jonny, help me carry this in," said Dr. Quest.
"Where's our room?" asked Jessie.
"Shaun's getting the room right now, let's hope it's good," said Race.
I returned with the key.
"Okay, guys, let's go," I said.
We carried our belongings to the second floor, I took the key, put it inside the keyhole and turned it.
CREAK!
"What in the...." said Race.
We looked around, torn up upholstery, curtains, TV broken, beds torn apart, and a card table.
"Shaun, may I ask you something?" asked Hadji.
"Shoot," I replied.
"In the words of Americans, what kind of s--t hole hotel room is this?" asked Hadji.
I gave him a hard stare.
"I got ripped-off," I said.
"Well, let's get some rest, I call the card table," said Race.
"I'm going to see the manager," I said.
In the next room......
"What kind of s--t hole hotel room is this, Homer?" asked Bart.
"I don't know, but I'm going to see the manager," replied Homer.
Both Homer and I went downstairs to complain.
"We got crappy rooms!" we both yelled.
"Sorry, but NO REFUNDS!" replied the manager.
I flipped him the bird before we left.
"Jeez, a decent vacation is all I ask for," said Homer.
"Me too," I said.
"Well, might as well go hop in the car," said Homer.
"Ditto here," I said.
"I'll tell you what, I'll give you our cell phone number, Homer Simpson, if you need us, just call," he said.
"Well, thanks, Mr. Simpson, I'm Shaun Parent," I said.
"Glad to meet you," said Homer while shaking my hand.
Meanwhile, behind us.....
"Here you guys go, the finest hotel in the city!" said Kyle.
"Mmmph mmmph mmmph mmmph!" said Kenny.
"Dude, Kenny, that's a sick lie!" said Stan.
"Well, it's gonna have to do," said Mike.
"Don't think about it," said Homer.
"Cheap city," I added.
"Well, we need to stay someplace," said Mike.
"And we need to get away from our parents for a while," said Kyle.
I pondered the thought for a moment...
"I have an idea!" I said.
I gathered everyone for a meeting in the Lobby.
"Okay, the subject has been brought up about this cheap-a-s motel, so I had an idea, why don't we put all of our money together and rent a cabin in the skiing resorts?" I said.
"Hey, that's a great idea!" said Servo.
"I suppose we could," said Dr. Quest.
We all packed back up, and made reservations to the lodge.
But, unfortunately, Dr Surd was right behind them all.
"Lorenzo, it's time to finally finish the Quests' once and for all!" exclaimed Surd.
To Be Continued......
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