"Holiday Vacation" Part 3
By
Shaun Parent
"Well, I guess we can have some luck," I said.
"In a town like this, we're lucky to be sane." said Jonny.
We traveled into the high mountains, and found our lodge.
"Whoa, dude, this kicks a-s!" exclaimed Stan.
"It's so beautiful," said Jessie.
"Awsome," said Bart.
"I can't believe he called me a pig f--ker," said Crow.
We checked in, and began unpacking in the lodge.
"*sigh* I began to think I'm not using this money right," I said.
"Well, then you're f--ked up," said Kyle.
"You know, you have a language problem," I said.
"So what's you f--king point?" asked Kyle.
"Look, you little s--t, don't mess with me, alright, cause I'll take my suitcase and shove it up your....." I said before being interrupted.
"Shaun," said Hadji.
"Yes, Hadji?" I asked, laying the suitcase down.
"Do you notice something strange?" he asked.
"No, just we don't have Surd on our backs," I chuckled.
"I don't know, but there's something not right," said Hadji.
"Hadji, bud, don't worry, everything's okay," I said.
"But still....." he said before I interrupted him.
"Hadji, trust me, there is nothing to worry about," I said.
He walked away, still in denial.
"People just don't get the hint," said Homer.
"Maybe he's right, though, Homer," I said.
"Yeah, right, like some lunitic chases you all over the world and tries to kill you," he said.
"He does!" I exclaimed.
"Oh," he said.
Meanwhile, outside....
"Okay, Bart, I'll turn it on, and you can give it a try," said Jonny.
Jonny put down his hoverboard, and switched it on.
"Whoa, awsome!" exclaimed Bart.
Bart climbed on, pushed away, and began his ride.
"Whoa! Whoa!" yelled Bart.
yyyyyYYYYYYAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!
"Hey, Jonny," I said.
"It's about time you came out," he said.
yyyyyYYYYYYAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!
"Letting Bart try your hoverboard?" I asked.
yyyyyYYYYYYAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!
"Yep, not bad," he said.
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAA! CRASH!
"I stand corrected," said Jonny.
Meanwhile, inside........
"Now, Jessie, are you sure you can cook?" asked Race.
"Dad, I'll be fine, besides Servo, Crow, and Mike said they would help," she said.
"Okay, have fun," said Race.
Race left the kitchen, but before leaving, giving Jessie a thumbs up.
"Oh, boy, well, let's get started!" said Jessie.
"Okay, what do we start on first?" asked Crow.
"Why don't you guys start peeling the potatoes?" asked Jessie.
"Sounds like a good idea," said Mike.
"I'll start on the turkey, and the gravy," said Jessie.
"This is going to be the best fiest we've ever had!" exclaimed Mike.
"It's the only feast we've ever had," said Servo.
"Oh, yeah, right," said Mike.
Meanwhile in the living room.......
"God, I hope she knows what she's doing," said Race.
"It's okay, Race, besides, you can't baby her forever," said Dr. Quest.
"Well, I suppose you're right," said Race.
"Oh, boy! A snowball fight!" exclaimed Kyle.
"Yeah, let's go kick some a-s!" exclaimed Cartman.
All four kids went outside.
"Okay, guys, it's me, Hadji, Jonny, and Bart, versus you guys," I said.
"Prepare to eat snow! Buttlickers!" yelled Cartman.
We all took sides, began buliding our forts, and stocking on ammunition.
"Fire!" I exclaimed.
Everyone on my side threw snowballs, all of them hit, but we threw one too hard at Kenny.
"MMMPPPPPHHHH!" yelled Kenny.
SPLUT!
"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" said Kyle.
Kenny stood up.
"Look, Kenny's okay!" said Stan.
"Mmmmph mmmph mmmph," said Kenny.
"Yeah, that was cool," giggled Stan.
"Is he alright?" I asked.
"Alright? You almost killed him!" said Kyle.
"Mmmmph mmmmph!" yelled Kenny.
"Whoa, Kenny, calm down, man," said Kyle.
"I'm hungry, when's the turkey gonna be done?" asked Cartman.
"You can go without a meal or two, Cartman," I said.
Everyone giggled.
"Laugh all you want, you pig f--kers!" exclaimed Cartman.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen......
"Let's see, uh, Servo, how are the mashed potatoes going?" asked Jessie.
"Perfect! Just have to stir," said Servo.
"It's stirrin' time! Whoo-hoo!" exclaimed Crow.
ZZZZZZT! SPLUT! SPLUT! SPLUT!
"Oh no! Not the potatoes! Look at this mess!" exclaimed Jessie.
Mashed potatoes were splattered all over the kitchen, on each other.
"God, help me," said Jessie.
Meanwhile.......
"Lorenzo, you have a trace on the Quests?" askd Surd.
"Yes, sir, but there's others with 'em," said Lorenzo.
"This is even gonna be sweeter than I expected! HA HA HA!" Surd laughed.
TO BE CONTINUED.......
(
geocities.com/televisioncity)