Hey everyone! I hope you like this story!
Turn of the Dial
By: Jerry Landry
Categories: Humor, J&J HR
Archivers: Be my guest! ::starts singing:: Be my guest! Put my magic to the
test! Whoops, sorry! Got carried away! ::blushes:: Seriously (if that's
possible), please tell me where it is first!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Quest team, blah, blah, blah, no money from this
story, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah, Quest Team owned by Hanna Barbera, yackity,
smakity!
*Ring! Ring!* was the sound of the doorbell of Jonny Quest's townhouse as
his girlfriend, Jessie Bannon, pushed it.
Jonny walked up to the door, opened it, and said, "Hey Jess! Come on in!"
Jonny kissed Jessie as she came through the door. She walked into Jonny's
living room. There were two couches in the room, a large screen T.V. by the
wall, a window by the T.V., a stereo system on the other side of the window, a
fireplace that was lit in the corner, and pictures of friends, family, and
famous paintings and photographs on the wall. The room was dimly lit. There
was a staircase leading upstairs, and a walkway leading into the kitchen.
Jessie dropped her purse on the couch, and kissed Jonny.
"Boy, you're excited to see me!" Jonny said, after they stopped kissing,
"Boy, you'd think we were going out or something. Hey, that's right! We are!"
"Silly!" Jessie said, "I don't know why I stay with you!"
"Because you love me!" Jonny said kissing her.
"Oh yeah, that's it! Thanks for reminding me!" Jessie said.
"C'mon! I've fixed us some supper." Jonny said.
"Ooohhh!" Jessie said, "What are we having?"
"Let's see, baked chicken, green peas, macaroni and cheese, and rolls.
For dessert, we're having chocolate pie a la Jonny." Jonny said, "Then, I
thought we should sit down by the fire, and listen to some music."
"Sounds good to me!" Jessie said.
So, the two sat down, ate, went into the living room, and sat on the
floor.
"Now, all we need is some music!" Jonny said, walking over to the stereo
system, and turning the radio on.
"Welcome to KTLK, all talk, all the time. Now, we'll get back to the
conversation about whether slugs are a member of the subphylum Cratera." the
disk jockey said.
"I think I'll change the station!" Jonny said, changing the station.
"He's a super freak....super freak!" the person sung, "He's super freaky,
yeah!"
"CHANGE! QUICK!" Jessie said.
Jonny changed the station, and the disk jockey said, "Now, you stupid
scumballs! What you do think about that idiotic, no talent group, Hit Your
Head on a Rock if You're Stupid, and they're first hit that sounds like junk,
I'm With Stupid?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Jessie just burst out laughing as Jonny changed the station, and she
said, "That is the stupidest name for a song and group that I've ever
heard!!!!!"
"This is the new hit from the Barney Lovers, The World Stinks." the disk
jockey said.
"Correction, that is!!!!!" Jessie said.
Jonny changed the station, and the disk jockey said, "Here's the hit
song, Love Fool!"
"Finally!" Jonny said, "C'mon! Let's dance!"
Jessie got up, when the song started.
The people sung, "I love you! You love me! We're a happy family!"
Then, the disk jockey said, "Whoops! Hey, who marked the Barney song as
Love Fool????? You?!?!?!?!?!? Come here!!!!!!!!!! I'll rip your stupid lungs
out!!!!!!!!! Oh, is this thing still on? Heh, heh, heh, I fooled you, huh? You
really thought I was going to kill my assistant with my bare hands, and tear
his arms off, and just choke him.....COME HERE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Change it!" Jessie said.
"Oh, I'm giving up on it!!!!!!!" Jonny said turning off the radio, "Let's
just watch T.V.!"
Jessie grabbed the remote, and turned the T.V. on.
It was on MTV, and the video of the song Valentine was on.
"But the.....it was.....the radio.....no songs......bad music....!!!!!!"
Jonny said, becoming hysterical.
"C'mon!" Jessie said, grabbing Jonny's hand, "Let's dance!"
So, Jonny grabbed Jessie's waist, Jessie put her hands on Jonny's
shoulder, and they started dancing.
"I'm sorry about all this! I didn't plan on this evening to be so messed
up!" Jonny said.
"Don't be! This has been the perfect evening. I love you Quest!" Jessie
said.
"I love you too Bannon!" Jonny said.
The two kissed, and kept on dancing in front of the fireplace through the
night.
Please send all questions, comments, criticisms, Christmas cards that have the
words "Look! Santa Claus is doing the Macarena!" in them to BJLANDRY@aol.com.
Hope you liked it!
Jerry Landry
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