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Homer doing a Jack Nicholson imitation.
Homer singing.
Homer saying: "MMMM organized crime..."
Homer screaming: "You're dead burns..."
"You would be getting an Albanian.."
eyes?"
"Mmmmm. Forbidden Donut."
"I am invincible..."
"My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R..."
"Oh Lisa, you and your stories..."
"Ahhh! Boogieman!"
"Now I'm going to burn this donut..."
"They're dogs, and they're playing poker!"
"D'oh!"
"English! Who needs that...."
"Operator, gimme the number for 911!"
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
"D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! Uh, I mean, woo hoo!"
"...If you lose, you're out of the family!..."
"If you really want something in this life..."
"...I want to be a nacho man!"
"...I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean..."
"Stupid TV! Be more funny!"
"Super Fun Happy Slide!"
"Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia."
"This is a place of learning..."
"...Did you raise the dead?..."
"That's it, I'm outta here!
The Mr. Plow theme song.
A Flintstones parody.
"...Weasling out of things is important to learn..."
"...Hello, Dean? You're a stupid head..."
"D'oh!" "A deer!" "A female deer!"
"...Homer what is it? Slow down!..."
"Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays..."
"I never thought I could shoot down a German plane..."
"...But if they miss one payment I'll raise hell!"
"I think the metric system is the tool of the Devil!..."
"Quick! We have to kill the boy!..."
"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."
"I could pull a better cartoon outta my a...heh heh heh! Hey, whoa!..."
"...Fraid so infinity plus one!..."
"We're done for! We're done for!..."
"No, you got the wrong number. This is 91... 2."
"...Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news..."
"The left tail light is a little smaller than the right one..."
"We're putting that bitch on ice!"
"Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"
"Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinky!"
"...We'll meet a man who's been hiccuping for forty-five years..."
"Ha ha!"
"As punishment for your desertion...."
"Schindler and I were like peas in a pod..."
"Smithers, I've designed a new plane..."
"Now, to the plant!..."
"...That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie..."
"I think women and seamen don't mix."
"If elected mayor..."
"I'll kill that Mr. Burns! And, uh, wound that Mr. Smithers..."
"...Didn't I warn ye? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!"
"She's always leaving the toilet seat up."
