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Jerry
Kramer
George
Elaine
Miscellaneous
"We're not gay... not that there's anything wrong with that." - (21.6
kb)
"And you wanna be my laytex salesman." (23.7
kb)
"What the ---- you doing ya little piece of ---- !!!" (39.9 kb)
"Well what about my massage?" "Ask Newman." (In sarcastic voice. Very funny.) (40.3 kb)
"Ya look like a cowboy." "I don't wanna be a cowboy!" (149 kb)
"You bought a car, because it belonged to Jon Voight." "No, No." "I think yes, yes." (186 kb)
"Butrose, Butrose Goli!" (22.5 kb)
"I
don’t want, ya, ya boys down there." (22.6 kb)
"Looking at clevage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky.
Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!" (53.5 kb)
"Hello
Newman." (8.36 kb)
"I’m
not sure, and correct me if I’m wrong. But I think I see... a nipple." (43.4
kb)
"That is
one magic lugee." (14.3 kb)
"Wanna get some pizza!" (14.8 kb)
"Who
figures an immigrant’s gonna have a pony." (17.3 kb)
"That’s unbelieveable!" "Oh, it’s a sceneman." (71.2 kb)
"This
is a force more powerful than anything you could imagine. Even Superman
would be helpless against this kind of stench!" (86.6 kb)
"You
will be stunned." (28 kb)
"Nooo, there was no pick. I do not pick there was no pick!" "I gotta go." "No,
there was no pick!" (38.6 kb)
"So
everyone I know, is a character on the show." "Right." "...And it’s about nothing."
"Absolutely nothing." (41.3 kb)
"Swimsuit! Eveningwear! Talent... POISE!" - (31.3
kb)
"You're a bunch of yuppies!" (36.2 kb)
"It's killing me... It's killing me Jerry!" (49.1 kb)
"Hey, bogambo." (23.9 kb)
"Newman you magnificent bastard, ya did it!" (56.9 kb)
"Poor Pinkis. Poor little Pinkis." (35.5 kb)
"GGGGGGGiddyup!" (39.9 kb)
"I'm
Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!" (37.1 kb)
"You're
Batman!" "Yeah, I am Batman!" (95.8 kb)
"You
better believe it!" (9.71 kb)
"What
do ya say we get a mouta-caday." "What's that?" "Oh, it's a bordeaux. Robust,
bold, very dry. As opposed to a Beaujulet, which is richer, and fruitier!" (108
kb)
"I'm
wanna press those bottons buddy." (15.4 kb)
"Then the mugger, he comes to and starts choking me. So I’m fighting him off
with one hand and kept drving the bus with the other ya know. Then I managed
to open up to the door and then I kicked him out the door, ya know with my foot
ya know at the next stop" "Ya kept making all the stops?" "Well, they key ringing
the bell!" (121 kb)
"You’re
crazy!" (10 kb)
"I’m
dangerous Jerry, I’m very very dangerous!" (22.7 kb)
"Well,
we’re talking to Elaine Benes, adult film star, on the set of her new picture.
Elaine Does the Upper West Side."(73 kb)
"Now
are you saying you want to have fun, or do you really want to have fun!"(45.8
kb)
"Oh, I
get by." (12.5 kb)
"My
boys, need a house." (22.6 kb)
"Why,
that’s peculiar." (16.2 kb)
"So,
you’re all in here together. Well, how conveinent. I hope you’re all really proud
of yourselves!" (158 kb)
"You
stink." (17 kb)
"You’re
thin, late 30’s, single." "Well so are you." "Yeah... wa-bougy-doh!" (48.3
kb)
"Youw!"
(14.7 kb)
"Yoyoma!" (22.1 kb)
"I’m
so keeno, on beefo-reeno, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for a knig and queen-o.
Yeah Rusty, eat up. I’ve go 34 more cans." (62.5 kb)
"Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it." (54.0
kb)
"Well, what's so great about a mom and pop store. Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store... I wouldn't shop there." (124 kb)
"Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, so leave a message... at the beep. I
must be out, or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m
not home." (384 kb)
"The sea was angry that day my friend. It was like a old man trying to send back
soup in a deli." (51.9 kb)
"You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect." (26.3 kb)
"Now you listen to me. I want details, and I want them right now. I don’t have a
job, I have no place to go, you’re not in the mood, well you GET IN THE MOOD!"
(74.2 kb)
"My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents." (33.8 kb)
"Hey it’s George... I got nothing to say." (10 kb)
"Do
you ever just get down on your knees, and thank god that you know me, and
have access to my dementure." (134 kb)
"Are you crazy! This is like discovering plutonium... on accident! (159 kb)
"It
must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer, and not get salsa. I
wanted seltzer, not salsa!" (57.5 kb)
"Shut your trap and stop kicking the seats! We’re trying to watch a movie! And
if I have to tell you again we’re going to have to take it outside and I’m gonna
show you what it’s like! You understand me!" (56.6 kb)
"What delay industries?" "Vandelay! Say Vandelay!" "No no. You’re way, way,
way off. What?" "Vandelay! Say (fall)... Vandelay Industries!" "No problem, no
problem." (95.3 kb)
"Can I have a box of jujy fruits." (13.1
kb)
"Bizarro
Jerry." (29.4 kb)
"Maybe
the dingo ate you’re baby!" (57.5 kb)
"Boy, I’m really starting to dislike the Drake!" (24 kb)
"Get
out!" (9.16 kb)
"What
am I, a hooker!" (10.1 kb)
"Ya
know, we had a really bad break up." "The jujy fruits." "Yeah, the jujy fruits."
(83.8 kb)
"Oh. Look who’s here. Silicon Valley." (47.8 kb)
"You're not Superman." (9.37 kb)
"Well. I
think, they might have sutured that thing... to you’re brain!" (44.2 kb)
"The
Soup Nazi threw me out." (47.9 kb)
"I’ve
become George." (24 kb)
"Who
do you think you are. Costanza!" (20.2 kb)
Miscellaneous
Seinfeld
theme song. Good intro. music. (136 kb)
This Seinfeld Clip is a must see. It's another one that involves George and Mr. Steinbrenner, and was just on the May 1 episode. It's where Wilhelm gets fired, and is worth the download. It's around 70 seconds. - Mr. Steinbrenner(715 kb)
This is one
of the funniest sound clips I’ve ever heard. It’s 60 seconds long, and it involves George
and Mr. Steinbrenner. - (86.6 kb)
Another Clip from the May 1 episode, where Mr. Steinbrenner states that Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs. - Mr. Steinbrenner(799 kb)
This is another one that appeared on the May first episode, and is where the Yankee anouncer comments about George streaking accross the field. (504 kb)
"And next
thing ya know it’s chaos! And I’ll can tell you this! Chaos does not work for the N.Y.
Yankees! Not as long as I’m running the show!." - George Steinbrenner (57.3
kb)
"You are the only one who understands me." "You suffer for you're soup. You demand perfection fromyourself, from you're soup." "How can I tolerate any less, for my customer." "Hispatcho, por favor." "Por favor?" "I'm part Spanish." "Adious muchacho!" - Soup Nazi (134
kb)
"No soup for
you!" - Soup Nazi (9.63 kb)
"You think
you can get soup! You wasting everyones time." - Soup Nazi (86.6 kb)
"You’re an
idiot." - Susan (14.1 kb)
"By the way. They're real, and they're spectacular." - Teri Hatcher (52.4
kb)
"You saying, you want a piece of me?" - Frank Costanza (50.3
kb)
"You want a piece of me, you got it!!" - Frank Costanza (98.4
kb)
"It's dry." "Well that's the way I always make it." "Well, it sucks!" - Frank Costanza (72.9
kb)
"Well, he’s
be logging some pretty heavy hours. First one in, in the morning. Last one to leave at
night. I’ll tell ya that kid was a human dynamo." "Are you sure you’re talking about
George?" "You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?" "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?
30 home runs, over 100 R.B.I.’s last year! A rocket for an arm... you don’t know what the
hell you’re doing!"- Frank Costanza (176 kb)
"Jerry, It’s
frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back." - Frank
Costanza (26.3 kb)
"You can’t let
the defendant, have control of the key piece of evidence. And she’s trying it over a
leotard. Of course a bra’s not gonna fit over a leotard. It’s got to fit right up against a
person’s skin... like a glove!" - Jackie Childs (63.8 kb)
"What are you proposing." "Whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me, where ever it takes me as long as it takes you, away from me!" "An alliance." "An alliance." "Ha, ha, ha, ha now get the hell out of here." (138 kb)
"Hello
Jerry." - Newman (25.4 kb)
"Jerry, I’m
a little insultated." "You’re not a little anything Newman" - Newman (25.4
kb)
