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Jerry Kramer George Elaine Miscellaneous

"We're not gay... not that there's anything wrong with that." - (21.6 kb)

"And you wanna be my laytex salesman." (23.7 kb)

"What the ---- you doing ya little piece of ---- !!!" (39.9 kb)

"Well what about my massage?" "Ask Newman." (In sarcastic voice. Very funny.) (40.3 kb)

"Ya look like a cowboy." "I don't wanna be a cowboy!" (149 kb)

"You bought a car, because it belonged to Jon Voight." "No, No." "I think yes, yes." (186 kb)

"Butrose, Butrose Goli!" (22.5 kb)

"I donít want, ya, ya boys down there." (22.6 kb)

"Looking at clevage is like looking at the sun. You donít stare at it. Itís too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!" (53.5 kb)

"Hello Newman." (8.36 kb)

"Iím not sure, and correct me if Iím wrong. But I think I see... a nipple." (43.4 kb)

"That is one magic lugee." (14.3 kb)

"Wanna get some pizza!" (14.8 kb)

"Who figures an immigrantís gonna have a pony." (17.3 kb)

"Thatís unbelieveable!" "Oh, itís a sceneman." (71.2 kb)

"This is a force more powerful than anything you could imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench!" (86.6 kb)

"You will be stunned." (28 kb)

"Nooo, there was no pick. I do not pick there was no pick!" "I gotta go." "No, there was no pick!" (38.6 kb)

"So everyone I know, is a character on the show." "Right." "...And itís about nothing." "Absolutely nothing." (41.3 kb)

"Swimsuit! Eveningwear! Talent... POISE!" - (31.3 kb)

"You're a bunch of yuppies!" (36.2 kb)

"It's killing me... It's killing me Jerry!" (49.1 kb)

"Hey, bogambo." (23.9 kb)

"Newman you magnificent bastard, ya did it!" (56.9 kb)

"Poor Pinkis. Poor little Pinkis." (35.5 kb)

"GGGGGGGiddyup!" (39.9 kb)

"I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!" (37.1 kb)

"You're Batman!" "Yeah, I am Batman!" (95.8 kb)

"You better believe it!" (9.71 kb)

"What do ya say we get a mouta-caday." "What's that?" "Oh, it's a bordeaux. Robust, bold, very dry. As opposed to a Beaujulet, which is richer, and fruitier!" (108 kb)

"I'm wanna press those bottons buddy." (15.4 kb)

"Then the mugger, he comes to and starts choking me. So Iím fighting him off with one hand and kept drving the bus with the other ya know. Then I managed to open up to the door and then I kicked him out the door, ya know with my foot ya know at the next stop" "Ya kept making all the stops?" "Well, they key ringing the bell!" (121 kb)

"Youíre crazy!" (10 kb)

"Iím dangerous Jerry, Iím very very dangerous!" (22.7 kb)

"Well, weíre talking to Elaine Benes, adult film star, on the set of her new picture. Elaine Does the Upper West Side."(73 kb)

"Now are you saying you want to have fun, or do you really want to have fun!"(45.8 kb)

"Oh, I get by." (12.5 kb)

"My boys, need a house." (22.6 kb)

"Why, thatís peculiar." (16.2 kb)

"So, youíre all in here together. Well, how conveinent. I hope youíre all really proud of yourselves!" (158 kb)

"You stink." (17 kb)

"Youíre thin, late 30ís, single." "Well so are you." "Yeah... wa-bougy-doh!" (48.3 kb)

"Youw!" (14.7 kb)

"Yoyoma!" (22.1 kb)

"Iím so keeno, on beefo-reeno, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for a knig and queen-o. Yeah Rusty, eat up. Iíve go 34 more cans." (62.5 kb)

"Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it." (54.0 kb)

"Well, what's so great about a mom and pop store. Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store... I wouldn't shop there." (124 kb)

"Believe it or not, George isnít at home, so leave a message... at the beep. I must be out, or Iíd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, Iím not home." (384 kb)

"The sea was angry that day my friend. It was like a old man trying to send back soup in a deli." (51.9 kb)

"You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect." (26.3 kb)

"Now you listen to me. I want details, and I want them right now. I donít have a job, I have no place to go, youíre not in the mood, well you GET IN THE MOOD!" (74.2 kb)

"My name is George. Iím unemployed and I live with my parents." (33.8 kb)

"Hey itís George... I got nothing to say." (10 kb)

"Do you ever just get down on your knees, and thank god that you know me, and have access to my dementure." (134 kb)

"Are you crazy! This is like discovering plutonium... on accident! (159 kb)

"It must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer, and not get salsa. I wanted seltzer, not salsa!" (57.5 kb)

"Shut your trap and stop kicking the seats! Weíre trying to watch a movie! And if I have to tell you again weíre going to have to take it outside and Iím gonna show you what itís like! You understand me!" (56.6 kb)

"What delay industries?" "Vandelay! Say Vandelay!" "No no. Youíre way, way, way off. What?" "Vandelay! Say (fall)... Vandelay Industries!" "No problem, no problem." (95.3 kb)

"Can I have a box of jujy fruits." (13.1 kb)

"Bizarro Jerry." (29.4 kb)

"Maybe the dingo ate youíre baby!" (57.5 kb)

"Boy, Iím really starting to dislike the Drake!" (24 kb)

"Get out!" (9.16 kb)

"What am I, a hooker!" (10.1 kb)

"Ya know, we had a really bad break up." "The jujy fruits." "Yeah, the jujy fruits." (83.8 kb)

"Oh. Look whoís here. Silicon Valley." (47.8 kb)

"You're not Superman." (9.37 kb)

"Well. I think, they might have sutured that thing... to youíre brain!" (44.2 kb)

"The Soup Nazi threw me out." (47.9 kb)

"Iíve become George." (24 kb)

"Who do you think you are. Costanza!" (20.2 kb)


Seinfeld theme song. Good intro. music. (136 kb)

This Seinfeld Clip is a must see. It's another one that involves George and Mr. Steinbrenner, and was just on the May 1 episode. It's where Wilhelm gets fired, and is worth the download. It's around 70 seconds. - Mr. Steinbrenner(715 kb)

This is one of the funniest sound clips Iíve ever heard. Itís 60 seconds long, and it involves George and Mr. Steinbrenner. - (86.6 kb)

Another Clip from the May 1 episode, where Mr. Steinbrenner states that Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs. - Mr. Steinbrenner(799 kb)

This is another one that appeared on the May first episode, and is where the Yankee anouncer comments about George streaking accross the field. (504 kb)

"And next thing ya know itís chaos! And Iíll can tell you this! Chaos does not work for the N.Y. Yankees! Not as long as Iím running the show!." - George Steinbrenner (57.3 kb)

"You are the only one who understands me." "You suffer for you're soup. You demand perfection fromyourself, from you're soup." "How can I tolerate any less, for my customer." "Hispatcho, por favor." "Por favor?" "I'm part Spanish." "Adious muchacho!" - Soup Nazi (134 kb)

"No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi (9.63 kb)

"You think you can get soup! You wasting everyones time." - Soup Nazi (86.6 kb)

"Youíre an idiot." - Susan (14.1 kb)

"By the way. They're real, and they're spectacular." - Teri Hatcher (52.4 kb)

"You saying, you want a piece of me?" - Frank Costanza (50.3 kb)

"You want a piece of me, you got it!!" - Frank Costanza (98.4 kb)

"It's dry." "Well that's the way I always make it." "Well, it sucks!" - Frank Costanza (72.9 kb)

"Well, heís be logging some pretty heavy hours. First one in, in the morning. Last one to leave at night. Iíll tell ya that kid was a human dynamo." "Are you sure youíre talking about George?" "You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?" "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? 30 home runs, over 100 R.B.I.ís last year! A rocket for an arm... you donít know what the hell youíre doing!"- Frank Costanza (176 kb)

"Jerry, Itís frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrennerís here, George is dead, call me back." - Frank Costanza (26.3 kb)

"You canít let the defendant, have control of the key piece of evidence. And sheís trying it over a leotard. Of course a braís not gonna fit over a leotard. Itís got to fit right up against a personís skin... like a glove!" - Jackie Childs (63.8 kb)

"What are you proposing." "Whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me, where ever it takes me as long as it takes you, away from me!" "An alliance." "An alliance." "Ha, ha, ha, ha now get the hell out of here." (138 kb)

"Hello Jerry." - Newman (25.4 kb)

"Jerry, Iím a little insultated." "Youíre not a little anything Newman" - Newman (25.4 kb)

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