"Although Elaine, and George have capriciously dumped suitors, Jerry is the king of the idiosyncratic heave ho- or at least the Passive-Aggressive recoil." Here are some of the many reasons that Jerry has choosen to breakup with his many girlfriends.
- For not laughing at all
- For laughing to strangly
- For having bad taste in commercials
- For having man hands
- For appearing to own only one dress
- For being too altruistic
- For not kissing on the third date
- For possibly having fake breasts
- For not giving him a massage
- For not tasting his pie
- For shushing him in front of the TV
- For having been with (and getting dumped by) Newman
- For being his soul mate
- For being liked by his parents
- For eating peas one at a time
- For not thinking his standup was funny
- For being too similar to him
- For making him show his emotion
- For not allowing him to do "the voice"
- For suggesting he share her toothbrush.
Know of one I left off? Tell me!
