Kramer is my favorite charactor on Seinfeld. He is the only one of the four that is full time unemployed, but yet is always brainstorming. Some of his ideas have made him money, others were didn't really work at all, and others were just plain crazy. All in all, his ideas are what really define his charactor.

Kramer Ideas
The Beach, a cologne that smells like the beach.

A pizza place where you can make your own pizza

A roll-out tie dispenser.

A coffee table book about coffee tables with a built in coaster on the cover

Making his apartment look like a ski lodge by using wood wallpaper.

Turning his apartment into a Swedish spa via a hot tub.

A mattress filled with sand - "like sleeping on a beach

Levels in his apartment

A car equipped with a periscope for urban navigation

PB&J's - A restaurant that serves nothing but peanunt butter and jelly sandwiches

The Bro- A bra for chesty men

Dispensing with his fridge and eating only fresh food

A camaraderie - promoting wall of tenant's phots in the building lobby

Da Vinci sleep - 20 minutes every three hours, based on Lenardos's supposed patterns

Using butter as shaving cream

A big rubber ball to store oil in

Installing a screen door on his door to his apartment

Storing his blood in his fridge

Doing away with his mail

Making his apartment into the set of the Merv Griffin Show.

Eating only fresh sliced meats that he sliced with his slicer

Installing a garbage disposal in his bathtub.

Test driving a car to see if it fits jerry's lifestyle

Reversing the hole on his peephole

Deciding never to talk again

Retiring, moving down to florida.

Taking dog cough medicine

Bottle returns to Michigan

Making statues of people out of pasta that match their personalities

Peterman reality tour

Import "Cubans" to roll cigars

Buying a rooster (thinking its chicken) to get fresh, cage-free eggs.

"He is a loathsome, offensive brute,yet I can't look away."