1. "That’s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!"

 2. "Sometimes, I wish I was a lesbian"

  3. No, it’s not like, like Phil Spiderman. He’s a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there’s no Gold Man.

TOW Racecar Bed
TOW Tiny T-Shirt
TOW Ski Trip
TOW the Cat

  4. Thanks, it’s ah, Gaelic, for ‘Thy turkey’s done.’

TOW the Dollhouse
TOW Ballrooom Dancing
TOW Blackout
TOW Dirty Girl

  5. "I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less."

TOW the Butt
TOW Russ
TOW Ross' Thing
TOW All The Poker

  6. "Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer."

TOW Nana Dies Twice
TOW List
TOW Flashback
TOW Joey's New Girlfriend

  7. Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality. Well, they’re all back! Y’know? And she’s picked up like nine new ones!

TOW Flashback
TOW Barry & Mindy's Wedding
TOW All The Rubgy
TOW Candy Hearts

  8. Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? 'You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation.'

TOW Stoned Guy
TOW Embryos
TOW Fake Monica
TOW the Jam

  9. Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.

TOW Princess Leia Fantasy
TOW No One's Ready
TOW Metaphorical Tunnel
TOW Flashback

  10. "Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!"

TOW Phoebe's Ex-Partner
TOW Rachel Quits
TOW Ross and Rachel take a Break
TOW All The Jealousy