The Bad Actors Guild presents:

Sounds from the movies!

Casablanca (1942)


Ilsa Lund: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam lying: I don't know what you mean, Miss Elsa.
Ilsa Lund: Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
Sam lying: Oh, I can't remember it, Miss Elsa. I'm a little rusty on it.
Ilsa Lund: I'll hum it for you. Da-dy-da-dy-da-dum, da-dy-da-dee-da-dum... [Sam begins playing] Sing it, Sam.
Sam singing: You must remember this: / A kiss is just a kiss, / A sigh is just a sigh; / The fundamental things apply, / As time goes by. / And when two lovers woo, / They still say, "I love you"; / On that you can rely, / No matter what the future brings---
Rick Blaine rushing up: Sam, I thought I told you never to play--- [Sees Ilsa. Sam closes the piano and rolls it away.]

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The Lion King (1994)

The Lion King

Mufasa's ghost: Simba.
Simba: Father?!
Mufasa's ghost: Simba, you have forgotten me.
Simba: No! How could I?
Mufasa's ghost: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the circle of life.
Simba: How can I go back!? I'm not who I used be!
Mufasa's ghost: Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember...

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