Today in the Adventures of Kiwiboy, superhero for at least Jackie and Brian...
Kiwiboy has just discovered he can fly and thus while in flight can halt wrong-doers at street level by spitting kiwi seeds and throwing kiwi peels in extreme cases.  Now he just has to find his first mission...
Brian admires his black eyeliner in the mirror while Kyle communicates with his girlfriend Jackie online.  Suddenly, Jackie says "Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeee!"  and her little virtual door shuts on AIM.  "Oh no!  My chica is in trouble!  That sucks, indeed it does!  I must save her!"  Kyle leaps from his chair and runs for the Sherrill French doors, leaving Brian still staring at the mirror, wondering if next time he should go for Cover Girl or just stick with Maybelline.
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