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I heard Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" on my way to work this
morning. It got into my head, and this developed over the day:

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Filk: Nick Just Wants To Drink Blood
Copyright 2001
By Bonnie Rutledge

Natalie blends a protein shake
Nick tries to act like it's hemoglobin, not fake
Oh, doctor dear, he really thinks that it's crud
'Cuz, Nick, he wants to drink blood
Oh, Nick just wants to drink blood

He flashes back to a long ago night
when he didn't angst to drain a few quarts of life
No, going cold turkey won't do any good
When, Nick, he wants to drink blood
Oh, Nick just wants to drink

Tbat's all he really wants
Real blood
He downs cow and dreams of cud
'Cuz Nick - he wants to drink blood
Oh, Nick just wants to drink blood

(Schanke's Polka Solo Optional)

He used to lure condemned bimbos
And hide them away in a pit for type O
Vampires don't crave some roast beef and a spud
No, Nick, he wants to drink blood
Oh, Nick just wants to drink

That's all he really wants
Fresh blood
Necks of the week get his love
'Cuz Nick - he wants to drink blood
Oh, Nick just wants to drink blood

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Bonnie Rutledge..........