Opening Ceremonies

The Torching of the Olympic City

Gang Colors Parade

Track and Field

200 Yard Trash Can Hurdles

500 Yard Stolen Car Battery Run

1000 Meter Courtroom Relay

(Team of 4 Defendants race from courtroom to courtroom, passing the murder weapon to one another without being caught by District Attorney)

1500 Meter Television Set Relay

5 Mile High Speed Automobile Chase

Ebo-Marathon (26 Mile Long Distance Run While Evading Blood Hounds)

Ebo-Decathlon (Timed competition, consisting of the following 10 Events)

• Rob Liquor Store
• Guzzle 1 Fifth of Fortified Wine
• Drink 6-Pack of Old English 800
• Steal 1 BMW
• Commit 1 Car Jacking
• Complete 1 Drug Deal
• Remove Serial #’s From 1 Stolen Gun
• 1 Additional Felony of Choice
• Go to Court a Month Later
• Come of Clean

Swimming

10 Meter Dumpster Dive

100 Yard Free Style Handcuff Swim

Winter Events

Ebo-Biathlon (Drive-by & Shoot)

All Other Winter Events Canceled (Considered too Cold)

Miscellaneous Events

Graffiti Wall Painting

Name Your Father (Canceled, Considered too Difficult)

Lying To Police (Canceled, Considered too Easy)

Welfare Fraud (Canceled, Considered a Lifestyle, Not an Event)

Closing Ceremonies

Grand Finale Firearms Display & Gang War Shoot Out