EAT (Ebonics Aptitude Test)
The following exam was administered
as an Ebonics version of the SAT
1) You just robbed som dude
with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
A. A dime and two 40's
B. A new pair of Fila's
C. A used ride
D. Yo mama
2) It's tha end of da monf
again and da man is on your back for da rent.
You:
A. Bust a cap in his rear
B. Say, "Man, why you all
up in ma bidness?"
C. Have anuther kid on welfare
D. Yo mama
3) You drink haff a 40. How
much is left:
A. Haff
B. Da uther haff
C. Zum mo
D. Bout enuff fo yo mama
4) You, beein da bom you are,
dress yo self in da morn in which of deese:
A. "Man, what's a brotha
like me doin up at dis time in da morn?"
B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's
C. You blade and ya colurs
D. Yo mama dress you
6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You:
A. Hook up with yo woman
down the block and treat her to MceeDees
B. Treat yo self to crack,
ice cream, and 40's
C. I do'no maff
D. Stay in da crib wit yo
mama.
JEOG-MAFEE
7) Wher iz da mutherland at:
A. Afrika
B. Compton
C. Souff Centra
D. Yo mama
8) What am da capita of California?
A. Da Hood
B. Compton
C. Compton
D. Yo mama
ANALAMA-G'S
9) Tek 9 : Gatt ::
A. St. Ive's : Colt 45
B. Fila's : Nike
C. Tu pac : Barry White
D. Yo mama : yo mama
10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic
::
A. Da Man : Da Systum
B. ReeRun : MC Hammer
C. Fat Albert : Shaft
D. Yo : mama
NO. LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS
TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM
DA MAN?
So dat we may give uh you
yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag below
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