Character Profile for the Cat

Name : Cat

Age : Unknown

Type : Felis Sapiens

Occupation : Best looking entity in all of the universe.

Former Occupations : None

Education : Instructed in the Seven cat commandments. Read cat-style by sniffing the blank pages of cat books. Rimmer taught him to operate the vending machines on red dwarf. Can also Pilot StarBug.

Skills : Looking Good, Eating, Sleeping, Nasal abilities that can be used as radar.

Hobbies : Looking Good, Eating, Sleeping, Games - Junior Angler Soap Sud Slalom and Unicycle Polo, playing with his shiny yo-yo

Musical Taste : "Tongue Tied" (once dreamt that he was singing it accompanied by the rest of the crew on backing vocals). A twisted tape of "Robert Hardy reads 'Tess of the D'Urbervilles'"

Alter Egos : Duane Dibbley, The Riviera Kid and a priest

Origins : Evolved in cargo hold over 3 million years form Lister's Cat Frankenstien. Parents were a cripple and an idiot, as they were the only cats left aboard after the Great Cat Wars.

Relationships : HIMSELF (who else?)

Marital Status : Single

Children : None

Ambitions : To be the universes' best groomed entity. And settle down wiht the right small group of women

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Credit for the info must be given to my pal Alim who painstakingly looked up these facts for me