1491 - One year and two months before he discovers America, Columbus records his final appearance on "The A-Team"

1984 - Columbus' last "A-Team" appearance is aired. Native Americans are furious over Columbus' use of the word "corn" to describe what is actually "maize".

1990 - Tito Jackson is spotted at a train station in Arkansas.

1997 - Corruption and chaos finally bring an end to a Monopoly game between George Bush, Amelia Earhart, Bob Smith, and Jesus. It is later discovered that Jesus was using his money to gain sexual favors from George. Jesus, being the messiah, vows to wage a holy war against Bob Smith's family, for Bob had outbid Jesus on Ventnor Ave. when Amelia Earhart passed on buying the property.

1998 - Davisson finally updates his web page.

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