On this date in history :

1877 - Charles Darwin invents the "ape condom"

1942 - WWII hero, John Kubiakinsteinonawa, arrives home. He is greeted by lots of horny women. He sleeps with most of them and dies eight months later of an unspecified STD.

1982 - Bigfoot is supposedly spotted in the Alps

1983 - Donkey Kong is seen with Bigfoot in a Hollywood suburb. While many ask, "is Bigfoot real?", more are asking "is Donkey Kong gay?"

1999 - Fearing the Y2K bug may have destroyed his web page, Davisson carefully updates it and then realizes that it is only 1999.

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