If you just so happen to be on 5^th Avenue in Nigeria,

take two rights and then ask the first person

you see how to get to an airport

that goes to the United States. Get to the airport, fly to the states. When you land, catch a plane to Pittsburgh. When you land in Pittsburgh, somehow get on the parkway.

There’s a bridge you are going to eventually cross (I don’t remember the name of it though).

Then make a turn (left, I think), onto the next 4-lane road you come across.

Travel down that road for about ten miles (or is it 20 miles).

You’ll come to a shopping center on your right with a bar,

a liquor store (and who cares what else is there).

Take a right up that road, then take the second left (before the church) and go down that road. I live on that road.

Disclaimer : due to privacy concerns, I have lied about where I live (or did I?).