May 1, 1997
1323 - The number four is invented.
1776 - The original Declaration of Independence is mistakenly used by Thomas Jefferson as a rib bib. He is forced to climb Mount Rushmore carrying the "Stone of Shame".
1969 - Bob Tellman's body, of Toledo, Ohio, is found under bizarre circumstances at the local grocery store. He climbed into the ice cream freezer to check expiration dates and was apparently trapped inside the freezer for an estimated 5 weeks.
1989 - Upset over the death of Charles Mundorff, Lawson dedicates his own sandwich to the memory of Mundorff. Lawson's sandwich consists of three slices of bread, one block of Velveeta and 2 cups of mayonaisse. Sadly, Lawson's sandwich would not become popular among the general population.
1997 - Davisson updates his web page.