The Old Boat

Twin brothers were named Joe and John Jones.  The single brother was the
proud owner of a dilapidated boat.  It happened that John's wife died the
same day that Joe's boat sank.

A few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street and mistaking him 
for John, said "Oh Mr.Jones, I am sorry to hear about your great loss.  You 
must feel terrible."

Then Joe spoke up saying "well, I'm not the least bit sorry, she was a
rotten old thing from the beginning.  Her bottom was all shriveled up and
she smelt like a dead fish and even the first time I got into her she made
water faster than anything I had ever seen.  She has a bad crack in the back
and a pretty big hole in the front.  The hole got bigger every time I used
her and she leaked like anything.  But this is what finished her.  Four guys
from the other side of town looking for a good time, asked if I would rent
her to them.  I warned them that she wasn't so hot, but they said they would
take a crack at her anyway.  The result was the crazy fools all tried to to
get into her at one time and it was to much for her.  She cracked down the
middle."

The old lady dropped to the ground in a dead faint.