THE BOSS

When the Lord made man, all parts of the body argued over who would be
boss.


The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he
should be boss.

The legs argued that since they took the man wherever he wanted to go, they
should be boss.

The stomach countered that since he digested all the food, he should be
boss.

The eyes said that, without them, man would be helpless, so they should be
boss.

Then the asshole applied for the job.

The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the asshole got mad and
closed up.

After a few days, the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach
got ill,
the eyes got crossed and unable to see.

They all conceded and made the asshole the boss.

Which proves you don't have to be a brain to be the boss...just an asshole.