Better Be Careful What You Wish For

There was this woman who went to the doctor's cause she was 
complainingthat sex with her husband wasn't up to par.  So the 
doctor recommended some sex pills and told her to give him one, 
have sex that night and come back to him with the results. 

The next morning she went back to the doctor's and said  "Well, 
the sex was much better but to tell you the truth it could be a 
lot better."  So the doctor said, "Give him him three tonight 
and come back to me with the results"

So she did that and the next morning she told him about her 
experience but said the same thing.  "The sex can really be 
better, Doctor."  So the Doctor said "What the hell, give your 
husband the whole bottle." 

The next morning a little boy came into the doctor's office and 
the doctor asked if he could help him.  "I'm the son of the lady 
you gave those pills to."  "Oh, yes. How did they work?" asked the
doctor. 

"Well, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my
dad's laying on the couch saying 'Here Kitty, Kitty.'"