A Chocolate Story

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor, so he took Mrs. Hershey to
the Pot of Gold motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Ave., to show
her some Twix.  He began to feel her Mounds, which was pure Almond
Joy.  It made her Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore.  When he
saw her Cherry Blossom, he gasped: "Sweet Marie, this is Wonderbar!"
He let out a Snicker as his Butter Finger went up her Kit-Kat and
caused a Milky Way.  She screamed: "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big
Turk and squeezed his M & M's.  Mrs. Hershey said: "You're even
better than the Three Musketeers", to which Mr. Goodbar replied:
"When you are this good, they call you Mr. Big."  Soon, she was a bit
Chunky and nine months later, she had a Baby Ruth.