Fart Joke

A man with a really bad case of the farts goes to see his doctor, and as
they are speaking cannot hold back. The conversation goes like this:

Man: You see doctor [FART] I have this terrible problem [FART], which
causes me [FAAAAART] much embarrassment [FAAAAAART] where-ever I go.
[FAART] But you see, it's not the smell [FART] that is the problem [FART]
because my farts don't smell [FART] actually [FART] I'm amazed that they
don't smell [FART]. I [FART] wouldn't mind so [FAAAART] much if they
weren't so loud [FAAAAAAAAART], since they don't smell [FART] but as you
can hear for yourself, my condition [FAAAART] is not normal. You [FAART]
must do something about my bowel problem. PLEASE do something
[FAAAAAAAAAAART] about my bowel problem, it's driving me crazy.

Doctor: (while holding his nose) Firstly, we must do something about your
nose problem!!!!!!!