My Very First Time
 
                         The sky was dark
                         The moon was high
                         All alone just she and I
                         Her hair was soft
                         Her eyes were blue
                         I knew just what
                         She wanted to do
                         Her skin so soft
                         Her legs so fine
                         I ran my fingers
                         Down her spine
                         I didn't know how
                         But I tried my best
                         I started by placing
                         My hands on her breast
                         I remember my fear
                         My fast beating heart
                         But slowly she spread
                         Her legs apart
                         And when I did it
                         I felt no shame
                         All at once
                         The white stuff came> 
                         At last it's finished
                         It's all over now
                         My first time ever
                         At milking a cow.....
 

        What did you think that I was refering to?  Oh my, you are 
		very naughty.