Top ten ways to tell if the person is a Hong Konger:

10. Always play Street Fighter but can never finish it;

9.  Copy homework from a friend but get a higher score than s/he;

8.  Always try to confuse the taiwanese friends with the "Mandarin"
    he/she learned from "Elementary Chinese I";

7.  Whenever a guy sees a very beautiful gal on campus, he thinks: "This
    gal is definitely not from HK." (Exactly!!!!!);

6. Whenever a gal sees a very handsome guy on campus, she thinks: "This
   guy is definitely not from HK.";

5. When asked by a friend about the grade, the first thing s/he says is,
   "I was supposed to get an A....";

4. Confuses people to think that the CMU campus is in Pittsburgh during
   weekdays, and in New York during the weekends;

3. Talks like an expert when watching a sports game but can hardly play
   on the field;

2. Always pretend to be James Bond's rival : " GoldFinger" ( you know
   what I mean);

1. Keep replying email with the same title even though the contents are
   totally different.

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