Little Johnny - Insects
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly
reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some
honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He
began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him
trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said,
"That's it! No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some
butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under
his feet. His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of
thought, said, "No butter for you for one month!"
Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got
jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor.
She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were
dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his father
standing there watching her. To which Johnny said, "Are you
going to tell her, daddy, or do you want me to?"
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