Little Johnny - Insects

                  Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly 
        reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning.  Soon, some 
        honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny.  He 
        began stomping on them in his temper.  His father caught him 
        trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said,
        "That's it!  No honey for you for one month!"
                  Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some 
        butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under 
        his feet.  His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of 
        thought, said, "No butter for you for one  month!"
             Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got 
        jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor.  
        She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were 
        dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his father
        standing there watching her. To which Johnny said, "Are you
        going to tell her, daddy, or do  you  want me to?"

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