Little Johnny - Beautiful      

      One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a 
      show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same 
      sentence twice.
          
      First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
      "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked
      beautiful in it."
                
      "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little 
      Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it
      turned out beautifully,"  he said. 

      "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
      "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she 
      was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"