Little Johnny - Divorce

                A few months after his parents were divorced,
      little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her
      rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
                Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing
      this severaltimes. One day, he came home from school and
      heard her moaning.  When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw
      a man on top of her.  Little Johnny ran into his room, took
      off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking
      himself, and moaning,
 
                "Ohh, I need a bike!  I need a bike!"